Yeah, he is turning into quite the self-own expert.

Just so I’m clear: you think my friends are domestic abusers/criminals? Seriously that’s your argument? That they can’t pass a background check?

Well, when the Black Panthers showed up in Sacramento openly carrying Ronald Reagan whipped up some control right quick. Now, doing the same thing in Texas is effectively putting your lives on the line for a bunch of violent white folk given the stereotypically predicted white Texas police response to such activities.…

Is just a matter of time until he gets a job offer from the NYT

I notice that men like Woody have a way of asking creepy questions in a way that doesn’t seem creepy... just genuinely curious, which is what actually makes it fucking creepy.

OK - Lending a friend a firearm when you’re together at the range or going hunting.

Maybe those two could go hunting together and accidentally shoot each other in the face.

No its not. Old people have Rush Limbaugh. And Fox. And Alex Jones. Nothing is worse than them. 

Yes, it’s ok for a dumb nickname to stick to own the cons.

“Brenda, this party is really dying. UNLEASH THE KITTENS!!!”

Strategic kitten reserves are a staple of any good party.

The Super Bowl was so boring that people at the party didn't even stop talking through the commercials. The hosts had locked away their kittens but let them out at halftime to entertain us because the game sure wasn't getting the job done. 

You’ll have to speak up, I didn’t quite catch what you were saying.

Funny how when you punch down, you attract other people with a history of punching down.

Having the wrong people laugh at his comedy for the wrong reasons is a perpetual problem for Chappelle, but this time the blame is on him.

7th grade football. First game of the season. I felt a rumble in my lower abdomen during warmups. Right before kickoff I had to sprint to the bathroom. The stalls didn’t have doors on them, but I had barely made it to the toilet in time so I didn’t have a choice.

Just finished listening to that podcast. Indeed, it was fantastic. And I thought that Longworth described Polanski’s life, struggles (he did have some crazy hard life experiences), and asshole behavior very well. But, why did you have to qualify your statement with the fact that you are Jewish? I’ve been reading…

Bernie isn’t even a Democrat.   Let’s remember that.

The BernieBro stans are not the people we’ll be talking about — but the rest of us should remember that Bernie had 2 years to meet with the women who had sexual harassment and pay equity claims against his 2016 campaign ... and he waited till the day and time of the Senate vote to lift sanctions on Oleg Deripaska to…

Plenty of people are vegetarians for non health related reasons, and those people frequently want a shitty fast food burger. Especially if you’re on the road (road food is notoriously veggie unfriendly and the only options are often fast food chains), or in a place where veggie options are extremely limited (like the…