What about Mike Colter from Luke Cage? 

I don’t know if he ever actually played the role before, but in my mind’s eye, John Henry always looked like Michael Clarke Duncan.

I think women should always watch their drinks

A friend of mine once recounted that years ago she asked an acquaintance, who worked at an entertainment venue in L.A., who the worst person she ever dealt with was. Without hestitation the woman responded “Bill Cosby is a monster.”

I hope he enjoys his cell, and I hope Weinstein follows.

DA IGGULES is the new DA BEARRS. 

I’ll do you one better. I made this. A bunch of us wearing them at the office:

Well, Drew after Gabe Kapler came to Philly I learned to tan my small, withered pecker. I demand a retraction.

As a lifelong Eagles fan who thought I’d never see a Super Bowl victory, I have but one thing to say:

>Matthew:

None of the above is technically wrong, but...

Drew - As a Birds fan, I’ve been waiting all summer for this post (and was not disappointed). But it seems like you’ve been waiting about seven months to get it out, no?

Is just me or is the C-section one actually kind of sweet?

You think legalized knifeplay would HURT Philadelphia? It would be the biggest boon to the city since Stallone cracked ribs in the meat locker. Howard Eskine would have an erection about Philly’s switchblade usage.

The Patriots were called for exactly one penalty in the Super Bowl, for a whopping 5 yards, yet people think the refs were on the Eagles’ side. Fucking hilarious.

Sharing a division with the Cowboys, Giants, and Washington is like having Martin Shkreli, the Mooch, and Milo Yiannopoulos for brothers. You don’t have to do ANYTHING to be the most popular member of that family, but our fans will find a way to fuck it up anyway.

My wife is an Eagles fan so naturally I have to sit down when I pee now. If I object she just yells FLY EAGLES FLY in my face.

Counterpoint: Big Dick Nick

Fuck everyone who says fuck McNabb, and double fuck anyone from Philly who has anything bad to say about Terrell Owens ever

You only won a Super Bowl because all the other QBs got hurt

OHHHH YEAH! I’ve had an insufferability boner waiting for this.