Gruden: Why so early, boss?

So the brilliant AB de PJ plan turned out to be rather than have one border with Ireland how about having two instead.

I heard FDR received an email the evening of December 6th warning of Pearl Harbor but deliberately sent it to junk to start a war.

Truth is always a defense to defamation and well, I wouldn’t put money up against “Elizabeth Warren fucks” is all I’m saying.  

Now that I know she’s fucking I just slid into her DM’s. Fingers crossed 

Sigh... you're so tiresome.

What’s the matter, Jacob, did the hecklers hurt your feelings?

it is unfortunate that Warren is wearing out our nation’s critical young stud reserves

Even allowing for the gender double-standard that Wohl articulated which surely exists within the dimmer segment of our society, I still cannot get over that these two dipshits think carrying on an extramarital affair would be career-ending in the era of Trump.

I can’t wait to read Jacobin’s hit piece on how Hamilton is a bootlicker for buying Fage instead of bartering personal training lessons for homemade yogurt at a local co-op now.

Yeah, it’s too bad his mayoral career (and his whole career in general) doesn’t get much media coverage because it’s pretty remarkable. He really would’ve been a sexy presidential contender before 2015 if not for the labels “Vermont democratic socialist” that people assumed were a total no go until his 2016 campaign…

Alright, I see what you were trying to say,

Investors have been paying attention to the impeachment effort against Trump, but the catalyst for Tuesday’s slide appeared to be data showing slower job creation and increased concerns about economic growth linked to Trump’s trade war with China. [MarketWatch]

That deranged ad almost makes me sympathetic to Corbyn, and I think he’s an absolutely incompetent buffoon who is damaging Labour severely. Good Gods this is the worst timeline.

“How does an old politician get traction in his campaign?”
“I don’t know. How?”
“He puts tennis balls on the feet of his walker!”
“Ah-hahahaha!”

Let’s not leave out the time the fascist businessmen wanted to try their hand!

No, it was the MAGA chuds who all proclaimed that Hilary had MS or whatever.

After the fact (election day) it was admittedly mocked, but most of the Bernie bros I know voted and supported Hilary, myself included.

[A Mystery Man approaches]

His blood isn’t being evenly distributed throughout his body. Hypocrite.

Cruz on trump in 2016