I already know how it’s gonna go. I’m gonna go into it like “haha well we have to have a sense of humor about ourselves,” and by the third paragraph I’m gonna be “THIS IS FUCKING HORSESHIT!” It’s like how all year long I’ll complain about our dumbfuck fanbase, but the minute some national media dipshit brings up Santa…

My body is ready.

Next up: Philadelphia Eagles.

So the Vikings shit the bed against Nick Foles, which in turn unleashed him on the Patriots. Thus initiating the eventual demise of that godless hellscape of a football team, in the Vikings home stadium no less.

“Watching their dynasty crumble at the hands of Nick Foles’s penis”

The Jaguars last game of the playoffs:

The Raiders ponied up a ton of money to move to Vegas, pay a man 100 million dollars who last coached when George W Bush was in the White House, and won’t budge to pay the best defensive player in the AFC who is entering his physical prime? Are we sure Al Davis is dead?? 

That’s just your opinion, man. And you know what they say about opinions:

You basically just described Rams fans as cricket fans.

Just to round out the failure of Kroenke Sports, he owns an Overwatch League team that decided to bench their tank in the playoffs (a player who would later be runner up in the MVP vote) before immediately being bounced from the playoffs.

It took me 4 & a half miserable years bouncing between Astoria & Harlem before finally realizing that everything I loved about NYC could be found in nearly every big city in North America, while almost everything I loathed about it were specific to NYC.

There really isn’t anything more cute than a former New Yorker transplanted in LA that has a yard and their own BBQ grill and permanent cornhole set up. Their TV’s are huge and their couches are gigantic and their dining room tables are 18x6 and you catch them standing outside looking at the sun like those dudes in…

Los Feliz rules. I used to live on Franklin and Berendo, before needing to move to the ‘burbs to have a kid.

Now you dildos have been invading DTLA. Rent used to be cheaper here than in WeHo with parking and washer/dryer in unit. Did you hear that we are getting an Apple Store? I’m convinced a new Whole Foods is one of the Four Horseman of the Renter’s Apocolypse. I wish someone would have mugged their hipster leader and…

Unlike the idiots who voted for her. They were decidedly “useless” idiots.

THANK YOU!

The Clinton’s are the posterchild of neoliberal. Like, it’s not even up for argument I think.

You mean “useful idiot”. Because she basically sealed Trump’s win.

Honestly, if Scott Pruitt relocated from the EPA headquarters into an evil lair inside a volcano, would you be hugely surprised?

People keep bringing up this is a movie about failure to somehow shield it from criticism because it somehow is breaking new ground... but Empire was about failure. In fact I’d say Empire is even more about failure because they actually failed. Han captured, Luke defeated.. you know failure. People died in Last Jedi…