Sorry, I stopped reading after “Glenn Greenwald” and “excellent reporting”. 

[Rudy’s] splurges—$7,131 on fountain pens and another $12,012 on cigars.

I assumed there was some sort of Undercover Boss scenario going on with them. 

Its hard to sustain criticism for someone who makes mistakes, realizes it, the talks about them and apologizes.

New York just sounds awful. Just the most insular, insufferable, oblivious, insecure, petty, mean-spirited, entitled jerkoffs. The idea of having to spend time with Bari Weiss, Glenn Greenwald, Frank Bruni, or any of these other miserable dipshits just makes me so glad that I don’t live in NYC. 

There, fixed that for you. 

I know you’re going to get a ration of shit for the Bernie section, but I don’t necessarily have a problem with Bernie echoing comments from Baldwin and Dr. King about the creation of the concept of n****r and it’s necessity to keep black people and poor white people in conflict (I also understand that my refusal to…

I’m going to say this in the Presidential Power Rankings but I don’t think Biden’s heart is in it. I think Biden should have run in 2016 and that he would have beaten Trump. I think Biden knows this and believes that he’s the only one who can beat Trump, who is an existential threat to the country. Unfortunately, it’s…

Super-dope that your grandfather’s dream was to see Florida, the college he went to, win an SEC Title, Tim. My grandfather didn’t go to college and his dream was for me to do better than he did. Of course, my grandfather also would have been ashamed if I was a self-aggrandizing pud so clearly our grandfathers were…

Dope to hear someone who could still be in the NFL if he switched positions (but didn’t because being a quarterback meant more attention) lecture about “selfish culture”. 

God damn, Trump really doesn’t take responsibility for anything. 

I don’t think Biden has his heart in this run. I think Biden is running because he regrets not running in 2016 and honestly believes he’s the only person who can beat Donald Trump and that Trump is an existential threat. 

SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.

Hillary Clinton could literally send out a tweet that says, “you know what’s nice? A cold slice of pizza first thing in the morning” and there would be 8,000 insufferable think pieces with a comments section that makes me want to throw myself into a volcano. 

The amount of things that would have to break Trump’s way for him to win AGAIN are truly staggering. And if the economy isn’t doing well he’s going to lose in a landslide. 

I appreciate all of that. But I’m going to be candid: this is what happened. I was driving home after finding out a woman was banging my best friend and wondered “why doesn’t she want me?” What I realized was that it wasn’t just about my weight (I was over 320 pounds at the time) and that since high school I had not…

Alyssa: “That is why this meeting was so important to me—I wanted to look at you in the eye and know that you really are a human with a heartbeat.”
Cruz: “ooh, I have some bad news...” 

Confidence (even the appearance of it) and charisma are very attractive qualities. The article made me hope that Beach finds success out of this because she seems really interesting and talented. 

Two things can be true: John Bolton has terrible policy views and has no business being involved in government. Trump’s firing of Bolton (and hiring!) is a sign of the incompetence and lack of planning in the Trump Administration. 

It’s amazing to me how much confidence (even faking it, as Calloway seemed to) plays a role in this stuff. Beach is an amazing writer and, based on the photos in the article, is gorgeous.