Yeah, my first response was, “What? Fuck Home Alone.”

Does it taste good? Because I don’t care if the drink started as squeezings from a bar towel, if it tastes good, I’ll drink it. Gatekeeping is stupid.

Please, Mister Bottle is my father. Just call me Water.

Go upthread and ask the people who are proud not to wear them. They should know where to get stuff for toddlers, because they’re mentally identical to toddlers.

And I’ll continue calling people who don’t wear masks selfish douchebags. Cheers.

Yes, reality is rarely black and white. Welcome to human existence. Hope you don’t die of COVID.

So you know, that comment was not as clever as you thought it was. Zero is a pretty low number.

Aptly-named internet commenter makes stupid-ass comment demonstrating the aptness of their username.

Yes, wearing a mask dehumanizes you. Here’s a tip for you: watching YouTube videos isn’t “research”. And spreading misinformation is a dick move.

Aerosols are literally droplets. COVID isn’t airborne. Stopping droplets is still useful. Stop spreading misinformation.

COVID may be endemic one day, but we’re not there yet. Shame you can’t be bothered to do the bare minimum to get us there.

Yes, because all of us with beards grew them to be trendy. Also, if you think a beard makes someone look like a douche, that’s a you problem. Sorry you can’t grow a proper beard.

You can’t choose to not be infectious. Choosing not to wear a mask makes you a danger to others. Sorry.

One of the founders of Magic Puzzle is problematic, but don’t let that stop you from getting their puzzles. Not only did I love the artwork and the “magic” aspect of the puzzles, but they are the best made jigsaw puzzles I’ve ever assembled. Well worth the money.

Step 1: Don’t go to Goodreads.

If it’s not related to slavery (it is), it’s related to sexism, which is not better. Also, it’s one of those things that does not change anyone’s life to the negative. It’s a simple language change that hurts no one. The only people complaining have ulterior motives. I wonder what those would be?

Oh hey, I hope all the money Apple, Amazon, and Facebook are paying you is worth selling your soul. This article is bad, and you should feel bad.

Hey, guys? By which I mean men? People who can’t get pregnant? Maybe you should just step back and listen to women and other people with uteruses on this one. Donate to the cause, but otherwise, maybe STFU.

Both sides? There is only one side. Women have the right to bodily autonomy. Period. I’m not listening to the dipshits who say otherwise. And neither should anybody else.

Did you forget the bread? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a stuffing recipe completely skip the bread.