You mean other than pretty much plagiarizing the peer-reviewed scientific journal Self, while forgetting to copy the part that says, “Even if you use your towel for weeks and the material is crawling with bacteria, viruses, and fungi, you probably won’t experience any negative effects health-wise.”???

The essence of this article should be “don’t be a simpleton and stop taking sports and sports figures so damn seriously”.

So, while I get your point, if you’re in a 45mph zone and you have this sign almost 275 ft before the beginning of the turn (easily 300 ft if you consider you see it before you blow by it at some ridiculous speed) and then the next sign on the left 140 ft before the turn.....

You know what I like about AllRecipe - it gives you the recipe. I don’t have to scroll for 3 days past a novella about how the recipe changed your families life, made you the hero of every social function ever, and retroactively won World War I. Just give me the bloody recipe (or give it first, then write your magnum…

Oh I’m dumb but I’m nowhere near dumb enough to join the military, thank god.

Oh, no... I lost. 

Confederate statues - “We need them! We need them as...uh...a constant reminder that slavery is bad! So we can learn from history or something!”

I’m not saying the jury was wrong here, but it’s pretty easy to Google the harm vaccines do, the efficacy of homeopathy, and the existence of the Loch Ness monster, too.

Yes shallots! I use them all the time now. I tell people they are what make fancy food taste fancy!

This line sounds better if you read it sarcastically at the end. Or put quotations around “thinks”

When I lived in Bozeman, Montana, glass wasn’t collected for recycling in the traditional manner. It would have taken far more energy to truck it all to a glass recycling facility than made sense. Instead, annually (or maybe semi-annually) a specialty operation would come to town and grind all of the collected glass…

“Just curious, what the heck does the guy want the restaurant to do?”

Apologize.
Reimburse the money.
Replace the order.

“They made a mistake.”

And they blamed the customer. 

“Suck it up and stop whining about a petty fast food mistake.”

Fuck yourself.  How about that? 

Of course the Monarch would feel this way... :P

Pay your bill at the front desk.

Counter-counter-counterpoint: British chutneys and piccalillis are the perfect midpoint between nothing and pickle, especially - emphatically - with bacon, egg and cheese.  

I keep a bottle of the yellow stuff on hand for bbq sauces. I swear they just don’t taste right without it, though that might be nostalgia for my mom’s bbq beans speaking.

You’re going to school people on what feminism is while still calling women “females”? Interesting!

Ah, the No True Burritoman fallacy.

First link (which you posted twice): incorrect stats due to calculation error. “The SAPS responded by admitting that it did use the incorrect population figures, but stressed that it did not change the actual crime stats (number of crimes) recorded, only the rates.”

Second link (which you for some reason also posted twi…

Iodized salt does have a very distinct flavor that many people, myself included, don’t care for. I’ll take sea salt, or kosher salt, or any “fancy” salt over iodized salt any day based on taste alone.