I’m guessing Ford is dealing with a lot of people like my idiot cousin.

No. what we need is Cyborg Olympics.

If I had powerball money, I’d buy it. I’d hoon it till it was a heap of twisted metal and burning rubber. Then I’d buy another one.

right?

I know all about this dumb sport. I’ve seen Battlestar Galactica.

He could have been doing 214 a week his entire presidency

over 1000 have already met the requirements. they’ve already been looked at.

Pretty sure there are about 1,000 federal prisoners who meet Obama’s requirements for clemency. 214 is barely a baby step

214. Not enough.

Merkurs always looks so self-assured and confident

Gimbel’s not Macy’s is where the miracles happen

How do they handle the moose test?

Showmanship!

Because some people actually use it as a truck

I will let Jerry explain how I live my life

Haven’t been in like 6 months. But you know how it is. Death, taxes, & chipotle—can’t avoid them forever

Aurora CO

I feel like a McLaren always looks better with a skateboard in its dumb face

And if you order anything a slightly bit unorthodox she adds all kinds of upcharges that I’m reasonably certain are entirely made up

Well I know the manager at my local chipotle certainly does all she can to make the experience hellish not only for her employees but her customers as well.