I think you’re confusing your Death Star plans stealings there...

Oh really? This isn’t the first time Dr. Killinger has been massively wrong about important galacto-political matters.

Cough, Second Death Star, cough.

If you don’t wear a seat-belt while riding in an aluminum tube traveling through the atmosphere at 550MPH, you are f’ing stupid.

Living slime? In Washington D.C.? You don’t say...

I’m guessing Ford is dealing with a lot of people like my idiot cousin.

No. what we need is Cyborg Olympics.

Spoiler alert.

Indeed. The only way this would ever be in a realistic price range for me would be a barn find by some family where the owner passed away and they mistake it for “some old Volvo thingy.”

I was about to say CP, just based on the ridiculous prices these things go for. I mean, they’re great cars and all, but the prices are just insane.

NP!

I’ll give it a pass - to take any drink from a can of beer hurled at you is a pretty cool move.

Oh! Well, fuck him, then.

I also remember a 30 minute “shlock-highlight” show in the mid-90s that played late at night on some national network. They would show clips from various different z-grade movies - mostly the oddball monsters and crazy deaths. They always teased a “sexy” scene in the final segment, which was never, ever as scandalous…

I know all about this dumb sport. I’ve seen Battlestar Galactica.

Dunk & Egg? *fingers crossed*

I’d give anything for both USA Up All Night AND TNT’s Monstervision! With Joe Bob Briggs to make a come back!

USA... UP! all night.

I wish some internet channel would just play loops of USA Up All Night programming.

Chopping Mall is a masterpiece of 80's horror cheese.