I always hated the big “cerulean” speech from the original. It’s a loaded die. You don’t notice in the movie because she’s confident and has the room’s attention, but she’s cheating. In truth, it wouldn’t matter what color Anne Hathaway was wearing, because some fancy ass designer at some point would have worked…

I dunno, Better Call Saul and Loki both ruled.  Is Lost World the... Jurassic Park sequel?  That sucked for like 10 reasons.

I honestly think it was for the sight gag, I mean She-Hulk was just that kind of a show. Given the whole Universal/Hulk film rights thing I don’t see them making a World War Hulk movie any time soon.

I know you probably don’t mean it this way, but “These people have craaaaazy names” is racist shit.

Sasheer Zamata did three years on SNL (2014-2017), so that’s something.

Hulking is a half-Kree, half-Skrull guy with the abilities of both that takes on the Hulking identity to hide his origin at first.  He’s not actually related to Banner in any way.  The guy in She-Hulk is Hulk’s actual son Skaar, and I assume, an absolute narrative dead end.

“Instead, he fell back on familiar lines: Donald Trump is a lying sociopath”

My eyes aren’t amazing so twitchy roguelike action stuff just doesn’t work for me on those tiny screens.  Instead I go for either Slay the Spire or old JRPGs that have turn-based modes so I can pop in and out.  Working my way through a replay of FFVI with this year’s flying.

Of course, but I prefer to think about how I’m voting for not the guy that will survive the term inflicting untold harm on the future of my kid.  It’s a variation on Pascal’s Wager, honestly. 

Because several election board supervisors and the like across the country are hard right, and will react to Biden stepping down right now by using legal shit to force him to stay on ballots/refuse to put his replacement on them, thus forcing a vote split that puts their guy in office.  Like, it’s part of the plan. 

Because he has a better chance of winning than anyone picked from American politics, especially at this point where you can bet your bottom dollar that if the DNC tried to replace him on the ballots a bunch of bullshit governors in right wing states would try to engineer lawsuits that force him to stay on the ballot…

David Zayas David Zayas! David Zayas!
David Zayas David Zayas! David Zayas!
David Zayas David Zayas! Ooooh David Zayas!

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For real, like I remember when the Star Wars Holiday Special was either a rumor or something you bought for 25 dollars on a VHS at a convention.  You couldn’t just youtube it up.  This isn’t a new thing, it’s the old standard.

Strictly speaking this is true of every animated movie ever released in theaters. Might want to bound that subset a little more thoroughly.

Hell even Cars 3 is good.  Like yeah we all know the punchline that is Cars 2 where it’s like a Larry the Cable Guy spy thriller or something, but Cars 3 is a thoughtful film about aging and passing the torch to the next generation, it’s actually good.  It’s miles better than The Good Dinosaur, so I dunno why we’re…

Sorry, the narrative disagrees.

Oh, no. It sold like 22 million copies the year it came out and was the best selling non-mobile game that year (I’ve seen people argue endlessly about publisher number reporting, including stuff like physical media sales vs. downloads, Nintendo being cagey about their numbers, etc, but Warner Brothers Games is happy…

Oh my, you might want to avoid the USA Network, I hear “characters” are welcome there.

“They run out of ring charge in the first five minutes of the first episode because then it can just be a nice cheap cop show.”