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Three series, he played Frasier on Wings once!

Can’t call it Soulm8, that’s how you get AVC wags asking where Soulm through Soulm7 are.

Oh don’t worry, it won’t be like History of the World Part 2.




...It’ll be like that Spaceballs cartoon show.

I always hate that “It’ll be good if we’re high” thing.  Like buddy, that’s true of any movie, so let’s just watch Braveheart or something. 

No, she’s making weird coffee.

It’s also weird to bring up that the movie isn’t about her experiencing that aspect of puberty when there’s a whole short called Riley’s First Date about it.

He’s Kraven’s dad, older Kraven. Kraven has a dad Kraven and an even eviler Kraven brother in it. I think it also has Chameleon and Rhino in it, but they’re ancillary characters/extras, just involved because they’re packing anyone with a Russian name in there, otherwise it’s “Kraven must defeat his brother to live up

Two is the smallest number of directors you can lose, this is fine.

I mean, goddamn I hope so.

I agree!  He should have known better.  What was he thinking, he could just go somewhere and do his job and expect to not be harassed?  That’s not realistic!  Besides, audiences will be audiences.  He should just relax.

It’s slightly different, the villain isn’t actually planning on freezing everyone’s faces in a grin, she just doesn’t care when she finds out her product is defective.  It’s an evil CEO story, not a Joker thing.

Just ask Pixar Chief Creative Officer Pete Docter, who told Time that he likes “making movies that are original and unique to themselves.” Unfortunately, we can’t confirm whether he caught the irony of saying such a thing while promoting the company’s latest sequel, Inside Out 2"

Yeah he was asking for it in that skimpy little venue.

Oh yeah, those movies where the main characters win in the end and everyone laughs together about how much they win, those are my favorites.

Honestly even his “good” movies that people always hold up from the early career sucked as far as I was ever concerned.  I still can’t get over people telling me Big Daddy is good when he’s like invading people’s houses and robbing them, or when it ends with the whole cast shaming and berating a woman for having

I feel like there’s a pretty solid chance that Sandler is just smart enough to be quiet about his politics and his constant hiring of shitty fash friends is no accident.  Like he’s a registered Republican and he’s donated to fuckin’ Giuliani in the past.

I’m old so every time I hear her referred to as just Sabrina I think “Sabrina Salermo?  That Italian pop star from the 80s famous for Boys Boys Boys and nipple slips?” 

Even “sure thing” movies like Furiosa are tanking now, so I assume movie studios are passing on a shitload more than they used to. Companies went ahead and got us all trained to wait two weeks for streaming, and haven’t presented a good reason not to do so outside of “going out to the movies is a tradition!” yet.

They should just say that when they left the microverse she went to the wrong dimension and died in that What If episode where she was a giant zombie.

Oh yeah, been a minute.  Forgot there’s a Hope and a Love in the MCU.