“We don’t even know if any of the events of the movie are actually happening.”

For real. Like technically the guy in ROTJ that crashed his A-Wing into the Executor had a name, Arvel Crynyd. Every Ewok had a name, like Logray, Paploo, Chirpa, Wicket, etc. That guy that Han threw a toolbox at in the shield substation was named Dyer. It’s gonna be like that. We’ll see Phyla-Vell from Guardians 3…

This plan is for 2026.

Oh no papa I couldn’t possibly think of a movie, it makes me ever so tired. Oh, can you just imagine it? I shall have to retire to the fainting couch and imbibe a restorative tonic. 60 is simply too high a number, dear father, please, have one of the lads from the labor yard imagine this film instead, you know I…

There’s I think officially twelve “volumes of Middle Earth” by Tolkien, though a lot of that is short stories or stuff that gets repeated or at least echoed in the Silmarillion.  Like even if you’re one of those (mostly correct) people that lump the Fellowship-Return era into one massive book, because that’s what…

I mean it’s my fancast yeah.  But ultimately set photos show Esposito’s stunt double wearing some grey and orange long jacket with a bunch of daggers strapped to his chest.  I’m switching my bet to Jacob Fury/Scorpio/Kraken, a relatively minor character that as the name suggests is Nick Fury’s usually villainous…

The Wizard.  And he’ll likely be in Fantastic Four as well as an alternate dimension Wizard, heading up a Frightful Four (featuring Natasha Lyonne as Medusa).

Fine by me. I don’t get the people being all “Who the fuck cares about Vision?” because like who the fuck is Peacemaker? Except that show ruled. Who the fuck is Blade? Oh, 2/3rds of those movies ruled? Okay then. You can make a lesser known comic book character work. If the show is good the show is good, and I prefer…

If I had but one wish about this revival, it would be that it’s fine if Bobby’s in a relationship now, but please let it be someone other than Connie.  The whole marrying your childhood sweet heart thing is creepy and sitcoms go to the well of it way too often.

Right because otherwise all graduation events are 100% legally binding and if you miss them you have to do college again.

They had to rewrite the role after he passed on it, too.  Originally the character could only say “dissed” over and over.

Yeah, that’s correct, Natalie Portman plays a scrunt.

Which opinions do you think she’s afraid of giving too much of, such that people might take them and use those soundbites to create trouble?

I ran the numbers.  I’m afraid they came up negative.  Nothing will spice up this show short of the cast all being in the same room when tear gas goes off in there.

He just entered the speed force, so all that stuff is freeze-framed behind him.  Gunn’s trying to win another MTV stand up and cheer audience award.

All names are made up.

That’s actually sorta normal for Cassandra Nova, she’s a cool villain from a cool arc, but she has a bullshit amount of powers.  Her gimmick is that she has all the psychic abilities it would have been possible for Charles to develop, so she’s powerfully telekinetic in addition to telepathic.  Basically like a…

A bunch of universes are collapsing and the TVA is trying to do something about it. Maybe something good, maybe something bad. Cassandra Nova appears to also be a villain in it, and I’m guessing she’ll be just an alternate universe Xavier instead of his womb-fight tulpa villain or whatever. A few shots show what are…

Far too much Tim and Eric here.  Shoulda picked one and given the other two spots to all the missing stuff, like Xavier, Tigtone, Brak Show, and my personal favorite these days, YOLO Crystal Fantasy.

I’d cancel all of these in front of you for one more season of JLU, with the bat embargo lifted and free reign given to bring in all the Blue Beetles they want.