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Feb 26
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It’s always some gacha mmo bullshit that sets these guys off.  I would get it if they were like “Fuck you Squeenix more Chrono Trigger, less FF7!” but no.

Feb 26
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Actually very little of a given GGW video is in public places, the usual “plot” was like a few random shots of girls in crowds, then move to two women being convinced to strip in a trailer.

Feb 26
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During the era when GGW (which sucks and I didn’t buy into it either) was in its heyday, the porn market was a lot of bolt-ons facing in the wrong direction and weird kisses that were like at exact tongue range and no closer. It was gross and meaty, and one by one virtually ever male porn actor you’ve ever heard of Read more

Feb 26
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This was the longest episode yet, and it wouldn’t surprise me if the finale took its time getting through everything. What I wanna know is if we’re going to see those standard MCU “X will return in” things for more than one character. Like “Wanda will return in Doctor Strange 2. Monica will return in Captain Marvel 2. Read more

Feb 26
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She was using magic to strangle children in the street in front of their mom. It’ll be a walk to get back from that.

Feb 25
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The fake title gags just make me want the pretend movies. I’m still mad we never got Captain America: Serpent Society.

Feb 24
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When I have leftover mashed potatoes, the song of shepherd’s pie starts singing in my heart. And it turns out baking cheese and paprika onto them over a sea of bubbling gravy does plenty to keep them moist.

Feb 24
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Someone has to kill Sparky because in the comics Sparky is a Visionized robot dog made out of a dead dog.

Feb 23
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That’s great in remake, but I feel like after you leave Midgard in FF7 you more or less forget that Barret ever had a kid.

Feb 23
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I remember during my one attempt to try it that it was like 90% offscreen rocket tag focusing on one Amazon bow called the Buriza or something.  It mostly just sucked because it was too fast even for people who are into twitch gaming.

Feb 21
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I always wonder what guys like James Gunn think about this sort of thing, since they seem to genuinely love and appreciate the work they do, the characters they tell stories about, and the finished results of what they make. Even more so folks who dive in and out of making big studio pieces. Do they feel like they’re Read more

Feb 20
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Well, that and Justice League Task Force.  Can’t imagine why that one doesn’t get a rerelease.

Feb 20
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Psylocke is always some variation of purple/pink/blue, even when she’s in the blue bathing suit ninja outfits she still has purple/pink psychic knives and stuff.  It’s just sort of her chunk of the color wheel.

Feb 19
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It’s mostly a function of the four color age of comics. They could only do so many colors and to theme them they tended to use blue, yellow, and red for heroes and green and purple for villains, especially in Marvel. It’s also the reason comic books have such a ridiculously high percentage of blondes and redheads.  The Read more

Feb 19
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Given the hacking talents and PHD in astrophysics I’d guess they were mostly spent studying and completing a dissertation (at least she can cheat that one with all that firsthand data she got on portals during Dark World).

Feb 18
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Like most of us, Paul Bettany has just always wanted to work with the venerable Tom Green, who will be playing himself in the last episode, where the sitcom format gives way to the New Tom Green Show format as Wanda loses control.

Feb 17
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This is almost assuredly a problem at the IDW level, as they are pulling out from all their deals and hiding right now.  Their stock has absolutely collapsed and they seem to have decided to simply abandon the board game business.  I’d be surprised if they even fulfill existing kickstarters they have promised now, Read more