Haha that is hilarious haha my favorite one is the funny one where they’re all barefoot and they put their feet in the camera and you have to smell their stinky bare feet haha. It is a hilarious one.

Because the editors said “We don’t need an article about a horny jerkoff mod” and this was the path of least resistance.

It probably is a complete lack of interest killing them honestly. They needed their horseshit sub model to account for the fact that otherwise, they can only ever charge anyone once in their lives, and a ton of people will never be interested in finding out that they’re actually 1% Albanian or whatever. I know I’m…

I just hope people also take note of where this happened, since Jim Cummings tends to skate by in public perception on goodwill for various Disney and video game roles, despite being probably slightly farther right (and very open about it) than James Woods, not what you’d hope from the Winnie the Pooh guy.

I feel like once he’s dead I’m gonna keep going.

With a Rebel Moon, he cried more, more more.

In the same interview he also had some weird point about how if Batman can’t kill anyone then he’s an irrelevant character, which is sorta weird. So sure.

Whoops, wrong spot.  Nevermind, carry on.

The Irishman didn’t win because the academy is old enough that several of them just thought it said “Irishman” and they’re not about to hire or reward one of those!

And they’d immediately get a campaign launched against them by their political opponent for “being soft on airport terrorism” or whatever.  That’s why the dumb stalemate, because every politician is intimately aware that their constituency, no matter what stripe, is essentially one giant terrified idiot when it comes…

Perfect timing, just as every store near me finished cordoning off their self-checkout lines, citing rampant theft as the reason they’re moving back to staffed registers.  As someone that rampantly stole by ringing up honeycrisp apples as fujis, I’m deeply offended by this extremely accurate accusation.

Man if lawyers can’t stop me, can anyone?  What’s to stop me from BECOMING GOD?

Man is that ever the opposite of a ringing endorsement. Hate those guys’ style. I love Tim’s deconstructive standup sets, but their various shows just feel impossibly self-indulgent. I guess that’s the point?

It had Iron Man and Scarecrow though, that’s a weird combination.

Honestly I had been hoping they’d replace him with something besides a home designer, because the show had this weird break between actionable assistance that viewers could follow along with (dress in better colors, get a haircut, talk to a therapist, wash your face) and then humming along in the background would be…

I know the game I’m about to mention sucks and is a total dismal experience, but this is what I’d want, just... not done terribly: Final Fantasy IV: The After Years.

Websites will report on if a chatbot says something dumb and crazy, but not the actual guy, there’s your answer.

I got a 5k ambulance bill once when a hospital transferred me to another hospital, I had voluntarily checked in at the first, they decided to downgrade me from ICU to MCU, and the MCU at the one I checked in at was full, so they sent to another one across town. I was unconscious for all of it on Lorazepam. Fell asleep…

Florida man is caused by the state having lax privacy laws regarding police blotter news, basically every state is that crazy, we just don’t have to hear about it.

I was hoping for the Pasadise of Sweet Teats, I dunno about anyone else.