I’m off the ice cream entirely these days but back when I was eating it, my go to was chocolate peanut butter.  Not peanut butter cup, just chocolate with a swirl of salty peanut butter in there.  Ben and Jerry’s had the best one, but they canceled it, and for a while I was adrift looking for any good ones around.

Honestly after the first one immediately caused a bunch of national security discourse and weirdo right wing fearmongering I’m surprised we haven’t seen a bunch of fake ones at this point.  You’d think Alex Jones would just be farting these things out of his own garage.

Finally, someone that can meaningfully cancel her.

He was the voice of the big blue prison rape alien in the first one, too.  But since he was the star of Slither I think we can safely say this was a joke.

I trust they won’t be irritating but I really wish Gunn didn’t feel the need to include the goofy side characters from the Reeve movies. The DCAU was smart to switch out Eve for Mercy Graves, and Otis is just what you get when you can’t afford to show Superman flying all day long so you have Gene Hackman doing a two…

I don’t think you can just offhandedly define videogames as a thing like that, at least not if you want to be taken seriously. It’s pointlessly and incorrectly reductive. Video games are a medium and an art form just like any other, and they can be designed for any number of playstyles or reactions they’d like to draw…

I tried it once and went right back to chili crisp.  Take me away Lao Gan Ma.

Also she teaches them modern CPR.  In 2003, CPR was still working off the 15/2 cycle of 15 compressions to two rescue breaths.  It was within the last few years that the rescue breath part of the cycle was dropped.  I guess she saw the future of how CPR is taught.

He still doesn’t have to do anything.  It’s not actually his job to go bother specific Wal-Marts.  I’ve got nationally carried products with my name on them too (I’m an author, not a youtuber) but I don’t feel like it’s my personal responsibility to fly to random bookstores and make sure my books are faced correctly…

Statistics, mostly.  Like, a lot of people aren’t, but they make for terrible website commenters.

It works either way, either those two characters are getting permanently buried for whatever reason, or Marvel, as of like four years ago, maybe had some kind of plan for them.  So yeah, there’s hope.

Back when Patton Oswalt was making that MODOK show he said that Marvel only said no to two requested characters for cameos:  Stilt-Man and Turner D. Century. 

I think he ends up teaming up with Prowler Miles, it certainly sounded like he wasn’t the worst villain of the setting from the radio broadcasts you hear in the background.  I’m guessing the big missing piece from that scene was just a reveal that’s he’s an anti-hero type.

The ending ruled, so I don’t know if you like maybe stuck your head up your ass and watched that for the last five minutes or what.  I’m not sure what a movie is supposed to do besides just end.  Were you hoping it would like fade out like a Police song?  It sets up that Miles isn’t giving up, you can see him gaining…

Wow damn that one guy looks like Pete Davidson.

It’s been 27 years since Homer sat in a chair waiting til he could buy a gun while hilariously obvious targets paraded around in front of him to the tune of a great Tom Petty song? Oh no wait that was season 9. 26 years.

I mean the gay steel mill is still a way better joke, I just like The Waiting more than C&C Music…

Maybe they should raise less pigs then? I quit pork and red meat when I had a heart issue scare, worked out a bunch, and lost 110 pounds.  I hope they can figure it out but I’m not gonna help personally.

It’s not a question, it’s already confirmed to be Galactus, with Doom to be introduced at the end/post credits.

Jessica Drew is one of the characters that are both Spider stuff and MCU stuff and could turn up in either.  They could use her in MCU as a SHIELD agent, because that’s how she was originally introduced.  Similar to how Quicksilver was available for Marvel and Fox.  So at least she can still be salvaged, though to be…

Dunno why, some of those games have story modes with every bit the depth of some of the featured RPGs and stuff.  Street Fighter 6 in particular has bisexual polyamorous muscle queen Marisa that’s gotta be doing it exactly right for some folks, and she’s got deep conversation trees and everything.