The hot folks in fighting games feel rather under represented here. Hell between Vega and Cammy I was pretty sure I was bi around the release of Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo, to say nothing of the Tekken, Soul Calibur, DOA folks and so on.

“the two rivals are still fighting. And Beyoncé, through absolutely no fault of her own, is still right in the middle of it.”

Ms. Pac-Man.  I didn’t see an R in that Ms.  That meant there was a chance!

Eh, we’ll see what horsebrain opinion coming out of right wing twitter chudsphere ends up dominating the discourse in a few months.  Will it be “I’m not racist but Pedro Pascal” or “Vanessa Kirby age gap!” or “Human Torch pre-MCU workout regimen not as hot as previous Human Torch post-training regimen” or “Movie…

Should make for a good two part movie night with Neil Breen’s I Am Here... Now.

“Worse, the appeal of a DNA test for most people is the novelty of ancestry results, but if your brother already paid for a test, you already know the answers.”

I think you need to append a “that got wide release in theaters and national attention” sort of thing to that, because believe me most people have no idea how far down the actual bottom of the barrel is.  Stuff like Diamond Fox vs White Cobra exists after all.  But given that rule, I’d say maybe Supergirl, it’s hard…

I guess maybe it’s a lot of stuff, but I can’t unhear the opening verses from being all “Sleep the day.  Let it fade. Who was there to take your place?” which then immediately segues into Stealer’s Wheel for that “I don’t wanna leave you part” being “Clowns to the left of me”.  Then once you hit the “I could buy…

Yeah, the Milkshake Duck strikes again. At least Don’t Turn Around was a banger, I mean I have two thumbs and a heart and worked a job near a radio in 1997.

One of them was at some point a neo-nazi (like literally there’s pictures of him sig heiling and stuff), so at least we accidentally did something right by getting them back off the pop charts. I think it was the lead guy, he was in some skinhead punk band called “Commit Suicide” before all the pop stuff.

Flowers sounds like a mashup of Bush’s Comedown and Ace of Bases’ It’s a Beautiful Life so at least that is a weird thing.

It’s a natural defense, he’s trying to look big so as to scare away bears, especially Sgt. Donny Donowitz, the bear Jew.

If baseball was interesting, the commentators wouldn’t need to say stuff like “Well, that ties him up for the second-most RBIs by a relief pitcher over the month of August since Goog Brickets in 1983!”  Look what they try to tell you is noteworthy.  They are playing you for a fool.

If you say so. I mean I would be thrilled to be wrong. Was there ever a definitive answer on if he was pressured by the studio to go through a big old training regimen or not? Either some suit or suits at Marvel made him do it, or his mental state and fear of not showing up correct for his big comic book debut made…

The news coming out at the time was that his getting jacked to play Kingo was entirely his own decision and that Zhao actually didn’t want him too, since she wanted the Eternals to look like normal people and not spandex heroes. Like, you’ll note that Barry Keoghan and Brian Tyree Henry didn’t get ripped, hell even Ma…

They should just score the whole thing with old Sonic tracks.  Let’s get Sonic Boom in there while we’re at it.

I’d say give her exactly what she wants. Bring the character back, and have her day 1 announce in character that she’s realized that being a muscly space ranger is a waste of her real life and talents, and that she’s going to slim down, get married to a dumpy but white space farmer that makes all the decisions and…

Me too, as far as you know.

The Joker never was so that’s clearly not the criteria here. I assume we’ll get a hail Mary Batman eventually when sales start to falter.

She wants a settlement.