The news coming out at the time was that his getting jacked to play Kingo was entirely his own decision and that Zhao actually didn’t want him too, since she wanted the Eternals to look like normal people and not spandex heroes. Like, you’ll note that Barry Keoghan and Brian Tyree Henry didn’t get ripped, hell even Ma…

They should just score the whole thing with old Sonic tracks.  Let’s get Sonic Boom in there while we’re at it.

I’d say give her exactly what she wants. Bring the character back, and have her day 1 announce in character that she’s realized that being a muscly space ranger is a waste of her real life and talents, and that she’s going to slim down, get married to a dumpy but white space farmer that makes all the decisions and…

Me too, as far as you know.

The Joker never was so that’s clearly not the criteria here. I assume we’ll get a hail Mary Batman eventually when sales start to falter.

Oh, I guarantee you there’s like six unread emails in her inbox from Vivid Video right now. All “It briefly worked for Chyna and that one lady that was on Boy Meets World!”

I just went and looked at the thumbnails of that and I honestly can’t tell if they’re for or against all the shitty reprobates they focus on.  Like they aren’t exactly using flattering screenshots of Bert Kreischer, but I don’t think those exist, that guy always looks like it’s his last day on Earth.

I wonder how much they’ll spend on funding a candidate in that election. Disney won’t care if it’s a Republican or whatever, only if they quit bothering Disney.

I keep trying this game and every time I run right into a wall of the worst dialogue any game has ever had. It’s just good guys dimwittedly explaining the simplest possible things to each other while occasionally saying inscrutable bullshit about hearts, and bad guys popping it say stuff like “Stay back, for we split…

I would have guessed it’s because this show is way way way shorter in terms of total episodes than the original, so some storylines have to be condensed or dropped, and one of those ends up being Sokka’s “child-brain sexism goes away when he meets the Kyoshi Warriors” arc. Like honestly I’m genuinely confused as to…

I mean not 100% on its laurels for four years, but like in Disneyland they turned the People Mover into some racetrack thing that didn’t work, closed it in a year, and then just turned it into... nothing, it’s just some empty elevated tracks over Tomorrowland that takes up space. The thing that closed was in 2001, so…

I eat healthy and have for about a year and if there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s that breakfast at basically any American restaurant is impossible. It’s all grease and sugar. Now, I know I’m personally impossible to please because I don’t much care for eggs, but even setting that aside, it’s always basically “Hey,…

And not just ten times darker, but ten times edgier too!  Oh and did I mention grit yet?  Because I have strong opinions about grit magnification.

Yeah, no they can’t stop it. This used to work anyway because it would get into the news cycle so every report would start with “And they’re playing a song that famed music artist, I dunno, Aqua, has said they don’t want played at this person’s rallies, citing that the candidate is “a turbo-fascist, like if you had a…

In the film, not on the squad.  He’s just already in Arkham when they get there and ends up breaking out and fucking with them a lot.

Yeah, you’d think she’d be a natural at making cope-ees.

What are you talking about, FFVI came out THIRTY years ago.  Got your math all messed up here.

Pretty sure the Flash snub is out of a genuine fear that Miller might actually have attended.

I looked into it.  He’s never been a squad member.  Like they intersect with him from time to time (as I mentioned he’s killed a bunch of them) but he’s never been a member.

Oh clickbait sites love old directors, they might be gently coached into saying that superhero or otherwise popular movies are bad in an inflammatory way!