Oh good, so not even a regular member of the Suicide Squad, not even someone who has ever even been on the Suicide Squad, just a guy that has killed like four previous members of the Suicide Squad.  Why not go nuts and put Batman in, people love Batman.

I feel like that there’s a scene on the cutting room floor where he has the translator killed and immediately brings in his loyal man Kazi as the replacement.

I mean if they’re rebooting they could adhere to the book more closely, with the heroic lawyer character actually being one of the survivors instead of the dead hiding toilet weasel.

Personally can’t wait for this thing to send a cashier scurrying in my direction because a robot thought my daughter was shopping alone, she is six and loves to scan stuff.

What are the odds that states that still require a human checker for alcohol will change that law based on some new kind of checkout machine.  Is there a negative 10%?

Either the Razzies have too many categories or not enough writers.  It’s just not funny to see that shitty Pooh horror thing nominated for like six categories.  The joke is just that it’s a dumb bad idea that was cheap and shittily executed, there’s not another joke there.  It just needs one nomination to get that…

The trailer made it look like it was aimed squarely at the elderly.  “A serious middle aged guy who is a super secret agent with whatever authority you can secretly dream about gets mad when that nice lady you remember from Cosby dies so he kills all the young people that won’t stop calling you during supper.”

He looks a bit more like Kevin Spacey than Richard Simmons, honestly.

They don’t actually care. They just need to eat X amount of culture war supplements per day. Tomorrow they’ll be mad because a trans person was briefly in the background of a shot in some movie and they’ll forget this happened.

It’s the internet.  Chuds and hate are louder here.  They aren’t gonna bring her back.

My goodness, they’re in active reshoots you say?  And also I say?

All this effort and they still can’t train it to like dophins as much as Hambone.

There’s also Scott Lang’s book “Look Out For the Little Guy” that was mentioned on Ms. Marvel and is now real.

That’s already filmed and now also already in active reshoots, if she was gonna get paid for it she’d know already.

True, though in practice it hardly matters, Konami isn’t about to put stuff in some switch virtual bundle either when they can just endlessly sell their own repackage compilations.  Half the stuff on this list is sadly pipe dreams.

That pumpkin’s gone all moldy and started to collapse, you can’t leave those things out til mid January.

Heck it’s also just true in American wartime airplanes, if you look at stuff from the mid 30s like the P-26 Peashooter, it just looks like a happy brightly colored bumblebee come to life, because they didn’t need a million of them, no one was shooting them down, and they were mostly just out to run colors around. …

He looks like he thinks Marvel has to recast Nick Fury any day now.

You’re gonna be eating some serious crow when you see how fuckin’ great this circle is.  It’s the BEST circle.

Fate of Atlantis ruled.  It was Indiana Jones Monkey Island and it was a good story even.