Oh good, so not even a regular member of the Suicide Squad, not even someone who has ever even been on the Suicide Squad, just a guy that has killed like four previous members of the Suicide Squad.  Why not go nuts and put Batman in, people love Batman.

I feel like that there’s a scene on the cutting room floor where he has the translator killed and immediately brings in his loyal man Kazi as the replacement.

I mean if they’re rebooting they could adhere to the book more closely, with the heroic lawyer character actually being one of the survivors instead of the dead hiding toilet weasel.

Personally can’t wait for this thing to send a cashier scurrying in my direction because a robot thought my daughter was shopping alone, she is six and loves to scan stuff.

What are the odds that states that still require a human checker for alcohol will change that law based on some new kind of checkout machine.  Is there a negative 10%?

Either the Razzies have too many categories or not enough writers.  It’s just not funny to see that shitty Pooh horror thing nominated for like six categories.  The joke is just that it’s a dumb bad idea that was cheap and shittily executed, there’s not another joke there.  It just needs one nomination to get that…

It should take very little time to forget something that is exceedingly forgettable.  That would be the point of it being forgettable to excess.

The trailer made it look like it was aimed squarely at the elderly.  “A serious middle aged guy who is a super secret agent with whatever authority you can secretly dream about gets mad when that nice lady you remember from Cosby dies so he kills all the young people that won’t stop calling you during supper.”

He looks a bit more like Kevin Spacey than Richard Simmons, honestly.

They don’t actually care. They just need to eat X amount of culture war supplements per day. Tomorrow they’ll be mad because a trans person was briefly in the background of a shot in some movie and they’ll forget this happened.

I feel like anything useful this thing done will be quickly adopted into the feature sets of everything it does it for.  Like by next month you’ll see whatever app it’s overriding for restaurant reservations adopt the “Cancel if it’s raining” feature on their own. 

He was also a racist little shit.  Spent the whole show calling Tuvok “Mr. Vulcan” despite his request to just be called by his name, and insisting he was going to get him to smile, despite Vulcan custom.  They shoulda dumped his ass off at the first available M Class.

See now you’ve lost me because no one ever needed Neelix.

It’s the internet.  Chuds and hate are louder here.  They aren’t gonna bring her back.

I’ll keep using them as long as they’re still around, and I’ll keep ruining it for everyone else on the way down too, I love how all my produce mysteriously rings up as cheaper produce.  All hail code 4111, the noble banana.

My goodness, they’re in active reshoots you say?  And also I say?

All this effort and they still can’t train it to like dophins as much as Hambone.

There’s also Scott Lang’s book “Look Out For the Little Guy” that was mentioned on Ms. Marvel and is now real.

That’s already filmed and now also already in active reshoots, if she was gonna get paid for it she’d know already.

True, though in practice it hardly matters, Konami isn’t about to put stuff in some switch virtual bundle either when they can just endlessly sell their own repackage compilations.  Half the stuff on this list is sadly pipe dreams.