Yeah, I feel like they forgot to put an X in there. Because instead of IV, XIV is about the emissaries of an extinct world attempting to remake the current world into its original form so they can repopulate it with their own dead species.

I’d be really nice on set too if I knew while I was at work my house was going to be cleaned by religious pseudo-slaves that also do all my gardening and build me fancy cars and what little pay they do get comes from my church and not from me.

Kahhori is just alternate timeline Carol. It’s even a version of her name in that language, Kanyen’keha doesn’t use L. She has tesseract powers and is a brash natural leader. It won’t be that weird if she doesn’t show up anywhere else, the whole point of What If is that these are alternate worlds out of a myriad…

Not only is Galactus not the biggest villain in Marvel comics, he wouldn’t even be the biggest villain in the MCU.  He wouldn’t be the second biggest!  He’s generally smaller than the planets he eats, and Ego IS a planet, and we saw Arishem the Celestial dwarfing Earth in Eternals.

I assume they’d be OUTRAGEOUS!

The store inventory things on the website are invariably just wishful thinking. We needed a standing heater unit a while back, checked the Wal-Mart store website, said there was one in store, ordered it for hold, and drove over there, only to find a sad guy in the hold section saying “Yeah, we told the system to…

Yeah, you can tell because they use an computer script. I quit fast food last year, but before that I would just sit quietly until the person popped on, because there was nothing about the process more annoying than falling for the computer asking me a question only to have the human do a similar script halfway…

My life’s dream is a GPS system that only tells you the instructions you actually need and can figure that out based on personal history.  Like if it’s directions to something in my town it could start with “Take the 52 East to the 67" and save me twenty-five spoken instructions to like “keep right at the fork to…

This list seems to be arranged in two directions at once, because the #1 is absolute garbage, but the ones leading up to it seem to be the best of a bad crop, like it genuinely didn’t seem to have anything actually bad to say about the Weird Al song beyond “sorta 90s” for a song from the 90s.

Hell DLC has nothing on the real world.  Diablo wants 100 dollars for a collectors edition, that’ll buy you about half of a Supreme t-shirt drop.

That doesn’t mean it’s a great idea to go around making them up.

See I just don’t buy that narrative, because like Dr. Strange 2 featured a character we never saw anywhere before, and I didn’t feel like I was being robbed of giving a shit by the fact that America wasn’t in previous media.  Like, Miss Marvel and Spectrum are really easy to watch as just “Oh hey, there’s like two…

I love Miss Marvel’s family so I was delighted to have them in there a bunch, so you know, subjective v. objective.

Would Nomura even want to do that?  Each KH installment has been less about the FF and Disney characters and more about his favorite brand of chunky-fashion anime hotboys.  As far as I can tell he’s probably trying to figure out how to write Donald and Goofy out at this point.

What a mercenary weirdo, I always take all my jobs because I fucking love Thor so much.

Man I’m a huge Star Wars fan and the “Rey’s parents didn’t matter” was the best thing they could have possibly done and I hate that they immediately undid it. Fuck turning every franchise into a dynasty. Do I gotta find out later that like Kit Fisto had super special Jedi parents too?

I feel the same right now about…

I don’t need to see a new cut of that movie, it was made out of horrible parts, there’s not really a way to assemble them to fix that. It’s like telling me a cake baked with a turd in it would be good if only the turd had been mixed in with the wet ingredients instead of the dry.

I wouldn’t mind seeing an itemized list…

Oh I’m sorry, they decided to go with “Important Clay Flushed Away” or “A Grand Day Out of Fancy Modeling Clay”.

Yeah, those odds are about right, given stuff like Super Bombad Racing and the Final Fantasy kart games laying the foundation for just how bad a licensed kart game can get.

It was and remains detached from the MCU film continuity.  The sole connection was that they both have alternate universe versions of Captain Carter, but they said during the press stuff for Dr. Strange 2 that the one in that film wasn’t the same as the one in What If (apparently the jet pack was enough to make it…