Well now that doesn’t work because there are both games that utilize 2D sprites in a 3D space (various Paper Mario titles, some JRPGs), and games that use 3D models but play entirely along a 2D plane (Street Fighter VI, the later Megaman X games).  Honestly the terms are near to useless.

Hell the service model stuff didn’t bother me nearly as much as every character looking the same in gameplay terms.  All Captain Boomerang and King Shark picking gun loadouts and running around doing over the shoulder gun kata, everyone have the same dumb looking floaty super jumps.  These characters should play like…

Hell I liked it too, but honestly it did always feel like they grafted the end of a HGTV show on to Queer Eye.  The nice thing of course is that there’s no shortage of HGTV shows, so even if we lose the whole shebang you can still get your fix of renovation montages by just standing near the TV in any cafeteria or…

I uhhh... I’m a weed smoking polyamorous bisexual California liberal, my dude. I think you may have perceived that I think I could use Wahlberg as a wedge to get people to shut up about Baldwin, instead of what I actually want, which is constant neverending reminders that Wahlberg did that shit and it’s weird we just…

Honestly they’ll just replace him with another gay interior designer but what they should do is either drop the role or change it. The problem with Bobby’s role has always been that the rest of the goals are actionable for most folks. You could see something of yourself in the episode subject and come away with ideas…

Real talk what is the correct amount of time of media-decided penance that a person has to wait through after accidentally killing someone else before they can do their ostensible job again? Is it like in years? Is it a never situation? Like there have to be some manner of statutes of limitations here because I’ve…

Sorry the mild salsa wasn’t very spicy.  I have a suggestion about how to remedy that in the future, it turns out it’s available in medium and hot spice levels as well!

Phineas Mason from Spider-Man: Homecoming is the tech guy.

Yeah, Hulk has that Batman problem where his solo stuff is all “I’m so alone, and my problems seem insurmountable” but then his group stuff is always “But I do have these five magic space friends that could easily solve a lot of my problems!  I just don’t let them because that’s not what this issue is about.”

I am more surprised that they’d set it then at all rather than I am surprised that they’d set it then and then not do something with it.  Like why not set it in 2014 Utica and avoid the point entirely?

Like imagine reviewing other franchises like that.  All “I vaguely get why Ethan Hunt is always trying to do impossible missions, but viewers that aren’t turbo nerd weirdos will be genuinely confused what Ving Rhames is doing here.”

So what I’m hearing is if you’re like me and you DO know the difference between Kree and Skrulls and have for like decades, then you won’t find the beginning especially confusing?  I don’t know why every one of these needs to be reviewed as if you’re talking to someone that went out of their way to not watch or absorb…

Yeah but they’re not trying to fool you about The Marvels, right?  Like that’s a different set of people.  Fool you once, t’fulma you can’t be fooled again.

Who the heck is “they” in that scenario? Marvel and BBC Wales, together at last?

It was weird to me that B-15 was a pediatrician in New York like... 8 months after the Avengers 1 Chitauri invasion, but they didn’t mention that.  Like, I know they don’t have to, but having it in the same location and year is just an odd call.

I’m one of those weirdos who hated Adam Sandler pretty much immediately, from Billy Madison or whatever onward so nah, I would not have been first in line for Mixed Nuts. 

Well then by all means bring back the superior Al Pastor chicken at any time and save yourselves some dollars.

We’ve also got Harrison Ford coming in to replace the late William Hurt as Thunderbolt Ross.

I like to think they do all look like the regulation Loki, in that they’re all 14 foot tall blue guys. The only difference is what they choose to appear as when they’re pretending not to be frost giants.

It’s funny how the sort of rivalry between New York and Texas looks from the outside. Like, look at this quote from the article: