Man I’m a huge Star Wars fan and the “Rey’s parents didn’t matter” was the best thing they could have possibly done and I hate that they immediately undid it. Fuck turning every franchise into a dynasty. Do I gotta find out later that like Kit Fisto had super special Jedi parents too?

I feel the same right now about…

I don’t need to see a new cut of that movie, it was made out of horrible parts, there’s not really a way to assemble them to fix that. It’s like telling me a cake baked with a turd in it would be good if only the turd had been mixed in with the wet ingredients instead of the dry.

I wouldn’t mind seeing an itemized list…

Oh I’m sorry, they decided to go with “Important Clay Flushed Away” or “A Grand Day Out of Fancy Modeling Clay”.

Yeah, those odds are about right, given stuff like Super Bombad Racing and the Final Fantasy kart games laying the foundation for just how bad a licensed kart game can get.

It was and remains detached from the MCU film continuity.  The sole connection was that they both have alternate universe versions of Captain Carter, but they said during the press stuff for Dr. Strange 2 that the one in that film wasn’t the same as the one in What If (apparently the jet pack was enough to make it…

Well now that doesn’t work because there are both games that utilize 2D sprites in a 3D space (various Paper Mario titles, some JRPGs), and games that use 3D models but play entirely along a 2D plane (Street Fighter VI, the later Megaman X games).  Honestly the terms are near to useless.

Hell the service model stuff didn’t bother me nearly as much as every character looking the same in gameplay terms.  All Captain Boomerang and King Shark picking gun loadouts and running around doing over the shoulder gun kata, everyone have the same dumb looking floaty super jumps.  These characters should play like…

Hell I liked it too, but honestly it did always feel like they grafted the end of a HGTV show on to Queer Eye.  The nice thing of course is that there’s no shortage of HGTV shows, so even if we lose the whole shebang you can still get your fix of renovation montages by just standing near the TV in any cafeteria or…

I uhhh... I’m a weed smoking polyamorous bisexual California liberal, my dude. I think you may have perceived that I think I could use Wahlberg as a wedge to get people to shut up about Baldwin, instead of what I actually want, which is constant neverending reminders that Wahlberg did that shit and it’s weird we just…

Honestly they’ll just replace him with another gay interior designer but what they should do is either drop the role or change it. The problem with Bobby’s role has always been that the rest of the goals are actionable for most folks. You could see something of yourself in the episode subject and come away with ideas…

Real talk what is the correct amount of time of media-decided penance that a person has to wait through after accidentally killing someone else before they can do their ostensible job again? Is it like in years? Is it a never situation? Like there have to be some manner of statutes of limitations here because I’ve…

Sorry the mild salsa wasn’t very spicy.  I have a suggestion about how to remedy that in the future, it turns out it’s available in medium and hot spice levels as well!

Phineas Mason from Spider-Man: Homecoming is the tech guy.

Yeah, Hulk has that Batman problem where his solo stuff is all “I’m so alone, and my problems seem insurmountable” but then his group stuff is always “But I do have these five magic space friends that could easily solve a lot of my problems!  I just don’t let them because that’s not what this issue is about.”

I am more surprised that they’d set it then at all rather than I am surprised that they’d set it then and then not do something with it.  Like why not set it in 2014 Utica and avoid the point entirely?

Like imagine reviewing other franchises like that.  All “I vaguely get why Ethan Hunt is always trying to do impossible missions, but viewers that aren’t turbo nerd weirdos will be genuinely confused what Ving Rhames is doing here.”

So what I’m hearing is if you’re like me and you DO know the difference between Kree and Skrulls and have for like decades, then you won’t find the beginning especially confusing?  I don’t know why every one of these needs to be reviewed as if you’re talking to someone that went out of their way to not watch or absorb…

Yeah but they’re not trying to fool you about The Marvels, right?  Like that’s a different set of people.  Fool you once, t’fulma you can’t be fooled again.

Who the heck is “they” in that scenario? Marvel and BBC Wales, together at last?

It was weird to me that B-15 was a pediatrician in New York like... 8 months after the Avengers 1 Chitauri invasion, but they didn’t mention that.  Like, I know they don’t have to, but having it in the same location and year is just an odd call.