I’m one of those weirdos who hated Adam Sandler pretty much immediately, from Billy Madison or whatever onward so nah, I would not have been first in line for Mixed Nuts. 

Well then by all means bring back the superior Al Pastor chicken at any time and save yourselves some dollars.

We’ve also got Harrison Ford coming in to replace the late William Hurt as Thunderbolt Ross.

I like to think they do all look like the regulation Loki, in that they’re all 14 foot tall blue guys. The only difference is what they choose to appear as when they’re pretending not to be frost giants.

It’s funny how the sort of rivalry between New York and Texas looks from the outside. Like, look at this quote from the article:

Get him to say that about music specifically from the MCU and now you’ve got an article cookin’!

Harley has been increasingly rolled into DC’s attempts to do girl-power type stuff aimed at tweens. She’s one of the DC Superhero Girls in that lineup for example.

Does that even matter?  This is pure marketing.  Stone soup but she promises that she crammed the stone up her ass at one point.

I’m on a pretty strict diet myself and boy are breakfast restaurants the worst for me.  Since I don’t eat sugar or eggs and I’m trying to avoid heavily fried or greasy stuff, I basically get a fruit bowl and try to sneak out early while my friends shovel down several cakes worth of breakfast sugar calories.  God I…

AVC already threw the crib door wide.

Also spare a thought for those of us that don’t have TVs yet.  God, way to waste my experience of whatever the hell a Spider-Man is.  This site is going down a tube, which will be invented in about 20 years.  I’m in the past.

If you want a game where people can’t play weird stuff, maybe you should.

I’ve been playing Half-Orc and I gotta say they really feel tacked on. Like almost any time you get an option for dialogue based on it it’s a variation on either “AAARGH I AM A VIOLENT BRUTE” or “Have you considered my mixed-race heritage because I am very interested in and proud of that.”

The market wants that. The players want to play weird stuff. Like, I dunno what to tell you, but every edition has had rules for playing as weird stuff. 2e had the Complete Humanoids Handbook that was just 25 or some options to play as weird stuff.

I’ve seen folks with this opinion before, all “The PHB races are…

That ship sailed.  If we actually got rid of every gun in the entire country you think the cops would demilitarize?  There’s whole cottage industries in having seminars just to tell them they’ll fuck better if they kill someone that same day.

Was the warning ruined by the background sounds and music being way louder than his dialog?

Eh, if it was some new idea that might be true, but it isn’t.  Flat panel vehicles were a thing that was tried and improved on.  Plus it’s not like the flat panels are bringing some massive benefit that makes the fact that the engineering is hard worth it.  Like the truck’s not more aerodynamic or anything, it’s just…

Will it still have a comment box feature designed for positive reviews but due to scale won’t have someone moderating that content box? Then it will still have inflammatory/fake negative reviews.

Wow congratulations to ... wait hold on THAT’S TETRIS’ MUSIC OH MY GAWD

Mario Lopez coming out swinging with the standard “You can’t fix any problems until you fix this other list of problems I care about more” bullshit.