Next you’re gonna tell me that Jim Gaffigan isn’t constantly surrounded by people stage whispering about how he’s acting weird.

Why would she stay in Scientology?  They failed at the one thing they generally offer celebrity families here, protection from consequences.

Hux and Maz Kanata as well.  Like, they aren’t crazy important, but they do recur between films at least.

Lemme just check to see if the conditions that led to their extinction in the 30s have improved... ooh, no wait, says here they all got way worse? Oh well, let’s toss them in there like so much cotton candy into a pool then.

The long-forgotten year of 2023. Disney Illusion Island on Switch, new Mickey cartoons on Disney+.  He’s sort of experiencing a renaissance right now.

Of course, they can’t do that.  So until they can, it’s sackcloth and hair shirts for the lot of them.

They’re two thirds of the Greek Chorus for the whole movie!  They get most of the opening number, and it’s one of the best songs in there.

Setting aside the Jon Peters deal, he’s fighting something from the comics or whatever called a “Thanagarian Snare Beast” which is ostensibly a giant alien monster from the same world Hawkgirl is from, but really just boils down to “big spider.”

Man if there was one thing I deeply appreciated about TNG, it was that it wasn’t just Kirk, Uhura, and Scotty’s fuckin’ kids.  I don’t need the generation thing to ever be literal, thanks.

Can’t go 100% off message if there’s a chance that TLC ever comes a callin’ regarding spinoffs, so doors must be left at least a little open.

“Amber Heard spent two months designing Overwatch Mercy cosplay for ex Elon Musk”

Not to excuse it, but this was just every show, and not just in that time period.  On set accountability is practically new, it’s why you see guys like Jeff Garlin being genuinely shocked when he gets kicked off a show for stuff he thought was harmless for decades (obviously it wasn’t).

Wow what a relief because I was being extremely serious and not just jokin’ around at the article author’s expense at all.  I was so mad until this very moment and you have talked me off the anger ledge.

Sorry, I ain’t scabbin’ for Saoirse Ronan or nobody. Don’t you know there’s strikes on?

I love how you can tell a Miyazaki protagonist by haircut, they’re all perfectly designed to slowly fluff up and raise during moments of stress, magic, or stressful magic.

Man you can really tell which military branch is all failsons and Trump picks when they’re proud that their stupid logo wasn’t actually thought of by anybody.  “No nerds or demmycrats came up with this bad boy!  We found it the way the white baby Jesus intended: At the bottom of a beer can.”

Been here 40+ years and never seen one. They sound fake to me.

PBTA for one reason or another just doesn’t do it for me, I know it’s generally considered better for modeling interpersonal relationships than D&D (it’d be hard for a game not to) but beyond that every time I see a new PBTA I’m just sad that I’m not seeing something new instead. Oh boy, +2 forward when I reveal an…

There are several of those, Pathfinder has its own BG1 and 2, they’re called like Kingmaker or something.

What a perfect chance for Gaffigan to bring back his “high pitched whisper inside voice” bit.