They didn’t even bother approaching the word “affordable” in their own press briefing, so you can assume that even if ground breaks it’ll be for a bunch of Spanish tile roof McMansions that start in the 1.5-2.5m range that will sit empty, owned largely by flipper and the foreign market.

So does this just mean the next big match this dude has the other player will also just immediately resign in protest and start this over again?

It’s like... I saw the pieces he used to build the movie, and I didn’t like them. There isn’t a way I can envision arranging those pieces into a thing I would like. His tatted up Hot Topic deep voice serious Joker, his hot pants Harley, fuckin Katana, I just don’t care. I don’t care if you think the studio made…

Rex is almost certainly dead, the clones aged faster by design and this is set like 15-20 years after we last saw one of the clones as a bearded homeless derelict in Obi-Wan.

Man talk about a headline designed to sit in that bullshit news thing you see when you haven’t reset your browser’s home screen.

Remind me wasn’t she also the one that said the vaccine made her cousin’s balls swell up so bad his fiancee left him at an altar in Trinidad or something?  There must be a certain threshold of ass bigness and hair pinkness that grants carte blanche to being a fuckin’ idiot.

You could call them Credit Quests because they’re the ones that trigger that hopefully skippable credits sequence.

Oh you can’t spoil it for me. He gets offed by his own honor guard after assuming that he’d maintain their loyalty indefinitely. It was neat of Leia to figure out she was the Mal’ary’ush (or however that was spelled) but it was still just “You’re from an important bloodline” junk that has always tended to clutter up…

You do not, in fact, have to hand it to predatory gacha shit.

I love Thrawn, but a schemic tactician is hardly unique here, it just looks that way when you don’t bring up Tarkin, Krennic, Gideon, those sorts of guys.

I thought the ending was sort of ambiguous, the space whales just trapped them both in a bubble and went to hyperspace, right?

Anyway I have no idea if that’s Ezra in there, that’s not even a theory of mine really.  I just think they want us to speculate that it might be, and that’s why they went with faceless…

Oh that’s easy, the fruit code for all fruit is 4011.  It’s bananas, and they’re always the cheapest.

Oh and if it helps they’re almost certainly covering Marrok’s face and not letting him talk because they want us to guess that’s he’s mind-wiped Ezra Bridger.

So Corellia is where Han is from, and was featured heavily at the start of that movie they made about Han, including that it was a shipyard for the Empire. We’ve known Han was Corellian since 1977.

Not just lazy but way too late.  The leads sounded like they aged the worst 20 years of their lives.

I feel like it’s gonna be hard for anyone not to read the initial description of that guy as a douchebag without some proof that the profiles you were scrolling past were like “Confederate flag in background of picture of subject playing Battlefield 2 on computer perched on top of inverted laundry hamper, in field of…

Hey now, that’s reductive. Sometimes it also means age of consent conservative.

Many years ago I was reading some Star Wars novel and the author used the adjective “Rabelaisian” which means “of a sort of big or earthy humor” but is named very directly for a French Renaissance author, and I was was thinking “I can get used to falcons or whatever, but namedropping Francois Rabelais is a little…

Please, on a Star Wars scale? That’s not stupid. Stupid is learning that the Pegasus was designed as a collaboration between LucasFilm and Porsche, as part of a brand deal where Porsche could use this thing in commercials and also is was going to appear in not just what it was designed for (episode IX, though the…

Fun story, Star Wars probably does have a Pegasus, or at least the myth. In Obi-Wan, there’s a scene where young Leia is sitting in a tree identifying ships as they leave Alderaan, and one of the ones she points out is an Incom Tri-Wing S-91x, otherwise known by the name “Pegasus Starfighter”.