Speaking as a gay ghost that died in 1614, I say the invention and distribution of newspapers in Strasbourg made everyone stupid forever, and not any particular thing before that, when people were all smart in my estimation. I am sure that this opinion will not simply be updated and repeated throughout history…

Can the watch play Tetris?  My watch can play Tetris.

Star Wars doesn’t leave things open-ended.  Like how in Rise of Skywalker Finn definitely told Rey whatever the fuck was so important than he had to spend the whole movie shouting “REY!” at her while she was trying to do other stuff.  Oh wait, he didn’t?  His character just smiles and stands there at the end?  Dang.

I almost wish this shit was true instead of whiny conspiracy, because I would love for my Feeld profile to show me somewhat more down to earth people that are around my own early 40s age sometimes instead of endless waves of 20-somethings with nothing but bikini party on yacht photos.  I’m not hot or anything, so I…

I know he predates her by like 15 years and has more illustrious writers and everything, but Vixen is just Animal Man but cooler, so...

Ah geeze, what would Trumpers say in this situation if it was reversed?  FALSE FLAG!  PSY OP!  LOCK HER UP!  RIGGED!

Hey that’s fine.  They could finally do something about the Eternals ending and have that giant hand rising up out of the ocean disturb the Midgard Serpent.  Give him a kaiju fight.

This makes sense.  Young Superman is a genre of stuff within Superman stories in general.  It’d be like casting a 60 year old man to play Wolverine and then saying “He’s old Logan, but we’re not doing Old Man Logan.”

Not that confusing.  Young Superman is pretty much a know set of tropes, young Superman is just Superman but younger.  Like if someone were making a new movie about Einstein but were casting a younger man than Tom Conti from Oppenheimer.  It’s a younger Einstein, but it’s not Young Einstein, because that’s a Yahoo…

One of my favorite SNES games right there.

What could possibly still be embarassing about Britney Spears. It could leak out that she only pees into the cupped hands of her butler and I wouldn’t really react. I feel like he thinks those cards have more value than they do.

Lyft drivers are often incentivized not to bother with you either.  I was in Indianapolis for GenCon recently and we’d often have 6-8 lyfts or ubers cancel our ride immediately after taking it because our hotel was about a 15 minute drive from the convention center, and there was more money to be made in doing short…

Sabine’s look reminds me of that One Piece show Netflix has going where they tried to just slavishly recreate a cartoon character in live action, and it comes off looking too clean and smooth.  She looks like she’s cosplaying as Sabine, which is markedly different from looking like Sabine.  Needed to be dirtier or…

Muting basically means “They still see your posts and can engage with them, you just can’t see it.”  So why is that different?  Because your awful harassers will just retweet your stuff and encourage their awful friends to dogpile on you for them, forever.  It turns a one stop solution into a finger in an…

Ever expanding game in all the ways except you know, the ones we promised when we sold it to you.

Will it?  He can happily mount half-assed defenses at each level til the Florida Supreme Court gets it, and it’s frankly wild we don’t hear about that bunch of fascist Federalist vultures more often, because they will unabashedly hand down a pro-DeSantis ruling within 3 minutes of starting deliberations, and two of…

“Don’t say switch-ish”

Hey if you don’t like it stay off my Feeld profile.

The rumor sounds like it was reversed.  There were only two turtles in the original game, and screenshots of the missing ones have been seen in this new game’s marketing, so it seems like they’re going to all four turtles now instead of away from it.

So the best thing about it is the one screen it has visible when it isn’t folded?  Because you know that’s also a widely available feature on all phones that don’t flip.

No Mac and Me?  No sale!