Whattaya know, I’ve got something in common with this guy!  Stars, they really are just like us.

Gray Jedi are a stupid concept and I hope he never gets around to them. All “Sometimes I get to shoot a little force lightning but just as a treat.” It would work better (but not really) if they were just called “Nicer Sith.”

Fair enough, it’s a variant rule in 5e as well.  But why did they bother enforcing it?  It’s a dumb rule, there’s a reason it’s generally not core.

The crit fail on natural 1 thing is especially irksome, because D&D DOESN’T DO THAT! It’s a fucking meme! No edition of D&D has ever treated a skill roll of a 1 as anything other than “1 lower than a 2.” Larian added that memey lolrandom bullshit in there themselves for, as far as I can tell, no reason at all.  It got…

Sweet Le Petomane impression she’s got going on there.

Oh my god I hate it so much when I’m out with my daughter and people we know ask if I’m babysitting today.  No!  She’s my goddamn kid!  I’m parenting!

Hey, they can always threaten one of this new Scotty’s fingers.  Doohan lost one in WW2 to friendly fire.

Part of the problem for the regular Star Wars land is that a lot of the interactive and walk around elements slated for it were eventually sequestered into exclusively appearing in the hotel.  The only aliens you ever see walking around Black Spire Outpost are... Chewbacca.  Meanwhile all the Twi’leks, Zabraks, and so…

Mild potshots at comic book movies aside, Djimon Honsou’s tiny role in that “Black Panther as Star-Lord” What If episode ruled, he was so excited.

The internet lost their fucking shit when Jack Black was in Star Wars for like four minutes, I can’t imagine how they’d react to the union British equivalent. I mean, besides having him voice a droid for a bit.

Maybe Ilari is her codename and not her real name.  It does mean Sunrise after all.

DC can’t film two films at once because if the first one isn’t an immediate Avengers level smash hit they have to reboot the whole franchise again.

I haven’t watched it yet but I always assumed he was the “closeted gay one” from promo images and stuff.  Is that the whole gag?

This is probably my fault, I was really sick the entire time Grown-Ups 2 was in theaters, I’m so sorry everyone, I know it was my job to keep comedy alive by funding whatever dumb commercial-filled hangout session a bunch of shitty SNL alumni was in theaters at any time.

Which means we’re about to enter the “Honestly I’d just shoot him with a manly gun” part of this cycle.

You’d think this guy starred in like 11 Elf movies and a Disney+ limited series called Buddy: Elfness Rising or something. It’s ONE movie he was in forever ago.

She is in fact a Conjurer(maybe but no indication of also White Mage). When she turns up in HW Trials she has a birch rod and casts Cure, Stone, Aero, all that stuff. It’s not only possible but honestly a pretty great pick that she gets a class change and glow up for this expansion (and I think the voice you hear at…

Sure, they all do that from time to time, but that doesn’t mean the theory makes more sense. Not like Thancred became a Gunbreaker because people kept mixing him up with Squall. Unless they wanted to use Krile to make a Relm reference, which would be a little weird.

But Krile isn’t an artist or a pictomancer, in either her FFV or FFXIV incarnations. Is that theory confusing her with Relm, who is just a different little girl from a SNES era FF game?

You see the melee class’ new weapon in the trailer, it’s a little straight-blade one hand sword deal. Smart money is that that class will be Corsair/Pirate, given the character’s overall aesthetic, and will reveal that it’ s a dual wield class with the other hand used for a big pistol as soon as we get the full…