Damn I haven’t thought about The Hat in an age.  Ridiculous pastrami nonsense restaurant.

The government didn’t announce aliens are real.  They just accepted vague second hand testimony from former government employees that are currently employed as conspiracy nutcases.

“Put yourself in her shoes: your high school crush is back in town, and he’s a hot chef. You give him your best banter, but he still holds you at a distance. Wouldn’t you agree to drive him to Winnetka if it meant you had a chance?”

Well yeah, but it’s Regan-era, not Reagan.  It’s New York during that brief era in the early 70s when little girls crawled around on the ceiling and projectile shot soup out of their mouths at all the street priests and thugs.

They’ve also confirmed that it’ll have all four Ninja Turtles this time around, so I guess that’s something if you don’t care much about Loud House and were buying this to have Garfield fight Donatello.

Let’s be real any announcement about shows having runners are just Disney trying to stay relevant ahead of an incoming dearth of content or news cycle shit that will last months.  This has about the same odds as any other Disney Star Wars project announced at a D23 or whatever over the past 8 years, which is to say…

Fuckin’ dieters trying their best to ruin a good thing.  Leave my damn diabetes medicine alone.

I can’t wait for the rise of old toy jingles played in minor key for horror movies. All “I’m Mr. Bucket... buckets of fuuuuuuuuun” and shit.

How many times do we need to show that the camera stuff in footage like the Nimitz episode is exactly explained by just knowing that the cameras use really low angles and automatic but slightly judder-prone gimbal movements?  It’s like it takes people about 6 months to forget and then boom “LOOK A THIS SHIT” again. …

He’s gunning for that del Toro top slot of “I almost did a thing” directors. 

Ooh, Nintendo AND Switch, how classy!

Okay I’m obviously on the artist’s side, but a tarot that is noteworthy for being “open to interpretation?”  THAT’S ALL TAROT DECKS ARE.

The sexual harassment culture is wild to me because like why bother? He’s so rich he could hire a full time staff of prostitute butlers and live on an island just tweeting half-brained dad jokes forever, but instead he only wants to play in the sandbox that has lawsuits in it.

So Hollywood loses but directors of Hollywood films win?

Lazarus:  You Will Believe a Man Can Jump off of Stuff

Eh, the stuff by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson does super suck, but Chapterhouse Dune more or less shows that Frank Herbert wasn’t going to ... get better at writing Dune books.  The arc was bending towards bad either way.

Did he really need to look so emaciated?  Like I’m gonna be real with you, I didn’t 100% remember what Oppenheimer looked like and I don’t think I’d care if the guy playing him had some visible sandwiches in the front.

I assume him liking is why they keep trying.  There’s so many other Nintendo franchises lying fallow and you can always tell they have potential because people go ape-fucking-shit when they announce stuff from them.  Kid Icarus, Star Fox, Excite Bike, Earthbound... hell people still clamor to get the forgotten weirdo…

I had to give up pizza for health reasons recently and if that albino floppy cave pizza is the future of it, good.

Good.