I assume him liking is why they keep trying.  There’s so many other Nintendo franchises lying fallow and you can always tell they have potential because people go ape-fucking-shit when they announce stuff from them.  Kid Icarus, Star Fox, Excite Bike, Earthbound... hell people still clamor to get the forgotten weirdo…

I had to give up pizza for health reasons recently and if that albino floppy cave pizza is the future of it, good.

Good.

Epics from India just need a quick disclaimer on the box to let us know the percentage of the film that is actually about a wedding or spent in a ramshackle cop office.

It’s regional is what it is.  Wallen’s another country singer, caught yelling some racial slurs with his buds out on some street one night or something, had his song pulled off the radio and like a few store shelves, etc.  But he’s country, which meant his shithead fans took that as a challenge and made him 10 times…

Oh good, he’ll be more famous that ever. The new Morgan Wallen “racist your way to fame” track is pretty well greased. 

If you had something more valuable to do, you’d be doing it.

You seem at least somewhat confused by the usage of the acronym. Lemme help you out.
HIPAA - Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act
HIPPA - HIPAA, but spelled incorrectly

You largely see the latter in weird twitter arguments from creepy anti-vax idiots, which makes it a generally undesirable spelling to use,…

You even spell out what HIPAA stands for before calling it HIPPA a bunch of times.  You know they aren’t two different things, right?  HIPPA is just HIPAA, spelled wrong.

Two points: First, no one called it a shelf of light bulbs. Just light bulbs on a shelf. This is relevant because the first suggests only bulbs on that shelf, the second leaves it open for other items. Second, in this analogy a “lamp” (which is assumed to be multi-bulbed) is referring to a group, or rap collective,…

Yeah I did a three day trip between the two California parks this year and I think I had two decent meals the whole time, a reasonable sandwich and sides at the Pym Labs and a really good salad at Smokejumpers, both in California Adventure.  Everything I ate at Disneyland tasted like cafeteria food.  Dry burgs, pizza…

No one ever said it was a shelf of light bulbs for sale in package. It’s a shelf covered in display lamps.

I’ve seen it.  It’s pretty damn Nolan-y.  I’m awarding them permission to continue generalizing.  Carry on!

Which is largely going to be irrelevant because here’s a fun little nugget of detail about SDCC: It sells out in like six hours every year, and tickets go on sale slightly after the previous comic con ended. This one has been sold out for months. Oh and the badges are non-refundable after some date in May. Even if…

Did she try telling him she was in Sea Org?

Actual fans is a little reductive.  Comic Con’s name is practically vestigial, it should really be called “San Diego Pop Culture Con.”  Fans of the movies that were filling that hall are real fans.  And the comics panels are still happening, in rooms that are large enough to fit the fanbase that wants to attend those…

Maybe the kid can have one of their various butlers or ponies feel mortified for them.

Yeah no, it’s far too late for SDCC to be about comics, both this year and in general. The booth prices have edged out every comic shop, and a con that size that actually was about comics... wouldn’t be that size. There are already several smaller cons in SD every year dedicated to actual comics, since SDCC got too…

Those dwarves sorta look like lost boys from Hook.  It’s fine, but it’s certainly a choice.

The thing that always shocks me about the original Disney Snow White is that she’s supposed to be 14.