Well I haven’t actually watched Barry yet, so who knows?

Guy Gardner.

I mean come on, this is super obvious now.  He’s just gonna repeat the opening of The Suicide Squad by filling a team with likeable actors playing C-tier heroes, then have them get wiped out by The Authority to establish them as a real threat.  It’s not gonna be hard R like that, so they’ll likely mostly survive, but…

Last I checked, you’ll be on my panel too! Super excited to meet you!

And Ramza.  Also we should dig a big hole under Luneth deep enough to place Ceodore in properly.

I feel like two of these got real short shrift, and I don’t mean in the ranking order, which I mostly agreed with.  But both Terra and Cecil found their description almost entirely concerned with their place in canon history and relationship to their game and the protagonists of other games, and not anything about…

In the same way that Maria Rambeau was, yes! Insofar as the article went out of the way to define that specific death as “The rare fridge that motivates a female character.” Except that’s not what fridging is. Otherwise you could just say “Iron Man talking to Captain America about Thor’s penis is an example of the…

The “I hate Will Ferrell except for Elf” takes always confuse me, because he’s at his most “stand there with his knees together and red-faced yell bullshit at extras” in that. It’s just maximum Will Ferrell.

The real part of the bus scene was a few on-location car crash effects.  Everything else was shot on a blue screen soundstage in Australia.

The internet is not as ubiquitous as we tend to think.  She’s probably learning about the very concept of Karens right now from her mortified friends.

The author is not saying that it’s weird that Chapman hasn’t been recognized by country music before, but rather than no other black woman ever had before either.  Happy to help.

You got the D&D movie and Oberyn Martell.  It is truly a sad showing.

He doesn’t really look like that anymore, nowadays he just looks like a normal old dad who is wearing a last second Jack Sparrow outfit.

Wow, the music really sounds like they borrowed the team that was doing JLU back in the day.

Oh sure, fair enough.

Several of these look like the brief was just “Take Jojo Siwa deathly serious.”

I feel like “Tanner sisters” probably does a lot of the lifting that swapping woman out for “person” leaves unsaid, right? I doubt anyone thinks of uncle Jesse as one of the Tanner sisters.

Yeah, but it didn’t get big enough to stop him. I need the finishing blow delivered so I don’t keep finding “Moonbug Enterkidstain presents” channels and shit being recommended to my daughter. I must have blocked twenty goddamn channels already.  He’s got new books on shelves at Target!   Dude needs to be like six…

Can the internet do Blippi next?  I’m sick of having to block every one of his dumb fucking channels.

I guess I just went to the worst White Castle in the world then, in Indianapolis.  Texture best described as “wet loose clump,” flavor like being trapped in a sauna with a guy that has bad onion breath.