So the idea is that Monae, a performer that already built success and a widespread audience while consistently dressing like a stage magician, has been forced by the industry to get her tits out?  And they just did it now?

Is there a different hall of fame for people that don’t want to eat pallid grey squares heaped atop buns so steamed that they are the consistency of toothpaste?

No, that was Pagon, one of Gravik’s men.  Who, sure, might also be Rhodey, who knows.

What’s the matter Chief? Yeah, you haven’t even touched your Banana Kaboom!

“Tron 3

Yeah, as much as I would also love to pretend this is just desserts for the Flash movie or something, it’s SAG-AFTRA causing this, not box office receipts or Ezra Miller or whatever. If the actor’s guild strikes, they can’t parade Jason Momoa around on stage to say “YEAH” about Aquaman 2., full stop. They can show up…

This may be temporarily painful but it’s fundamentally irrelevant, when he’s the nominee in 2026 every one of these hooting dumbfucks will just vote for the R next to his name anyway.

Not one frothing internet chud I have ever seen has mentioned any of that. It may have been an inciting incident but the only part that matters now is what it incited.

They are very supportive of LGBTQ rights and have rolled out a number of pro-LGBTQ practices and rules over the last few years. They are currently the #1 trusted brand by queer folks in the country (according to YouGov polling).

Replace him with Don Cheadle!  Also replace Chris Pratt with Don Cheadle.  And hell, Don Cheadle for Hela.

Does his dick give lectures on half-baked metaphors or something?

I figure they had to keep her off world because if she was out in space doing any research and actually came back she’d say like “Hey, I’ve been asking around and it turns out it’s not just the Kree, literally any spacefaring race that’s heard of the Skrulls says they have a real problem with being warmongering…

The only problem is that involving the Avengers isn’t the only reason the Skrulls might consider impersonating them, especially any that are famously off planet or anything.  Sure Fury might know right away if a fake Carol showed up and started making announcements, but no one else would.

Armor Wars was apparently upgraded to a movie a while back. 

Did all the yogurt commercial refugees smiling blankly towards bowls on the various Kashi products not count?

“Miranda takes the call and then phones Charlotte is gut check what happened and if she’s overreacting to Brady’s distrress.”

As the article notes, they’ve greatly expanded access to self-checkout over the past couple years.

Ran into “Current moon phase” and it seems to have stalled me out.  No variant of the current phase, waxing gibbous, or any other phase name seems to be acceptable.  Bummer.

Should likely also be one that was in the Superstar Limo attraction at California Adventure, which would now be repurposed as one of the hazmat monster squad from Monsters Inc.

Nature, Nurture, or Nintendo.