Replace him with Don Cheadle!  Also replace Chris Pratt with Don Cheadle.  And hell, Don Cheadle for Hela.

Does his dick give lectures on half-baked metaphors or something?

I figure they had to keep her off world because if she was out in space doing any research and actually came back she’d say like “Hey, I’ve been asking around and it turns out it’s not just the Kree, literally any spacefaring race that’s heard of the Skrulls says they have a real problem with being warmongering…

The only problem is that involving the Avengers isn’t the only reason the Skrulls might consider impersonating them, especially any that are famously off planet or anything.  Sure Fury might know right away if a fake Carol showed up and started making announcements, but no one else would.

Armor Wars was apparently upgraded to a movie a while back. 

Did all the yogurt commercial refugees smiling blankly towards bowls on the various Kashi products not count?

“Miranda takes the call and then phones Charlotte is gut check what happened and if she’s overreacting to Brady’s distrress.”

As the article notes, they’ve greatly expanded access to self-checkout over the past couple years.

Ran into “Current moon phase” and it seems to have stalled me out.  No variant of the current phase, waxing gibbous, or any other phase name seems to be acceptable.  Bummer.

Should likely also be one that was in the Superstar Limo attraction at California Adventure, which would now be repurposed as one of the hazmat monster squad from Monsters Inc.

Nature, Nurture, or Nintendo.

Still doesn’t bother me as much as sequels that are “Sequels to the movie I like and not the sequels that already existed that I don’t like” movies.  How many different Halloween timelines are there at this point, like five?

No but you’re not made of steel.

Mars isn’t actually red, that’s just iron oxide in the upper atmosphere.  It’s more like a butterscotch color from the ground.  Weird choice to just start out the gate getting the color wrong.

Will they get banned?  Nope.  So they’re doing it.  For the lulz.  I’m not like on this guy’s side or anything, but that’s why trolls do things.

It’s unclear why they refunded?  I think I can clear this up.  They did it... for the lulz.

Cool, look forward to them getting as far as costume tests before Zaslav sells Superman rights to Citibank or something.

There’s a spot by my house that has been like eight different franchises in the past two years. I think franchisees see how busy of a street it’s on and think “Damn, I could move some burgers!” but they never realize it’s like a mile in either direction from a turn, the street is so busy that voluntarily pulling off…

I dunno where this notion that Fury is sorta half-assing this Skrull thing until she dies is coming from. Is it Colman’s bit where she’s calling him kinda old?  Seems like he was taking it seriously enough to me.  It was already personal, he’s got a vested interest in Skrull stuff.  If anything the first episode…

Oh no my favorite Weezer song is on Raditude, I didn’t know I was in a camp.