Well, I hope a few things about the Halloween specials:

He mostly does “Black kids these days with their expensive hats and their sagging pants lack respectability” type material nowadays.

Didn’t the first movie have a scene where we saw the Eternals getting 3d printed? It seems like they’re probably pretty replaceable if anyone wants. Bet he’s a voiceless bad guy until Thena does some brain thing to him.

Heck I’m guessing the only reason we don’t also know Sprite and Ikaris are gonna come back with…

“He’s simply a rapper who was of shooting Megan Thee Stallion in the foot. That’s it. He’s not unique.”

Someone stop that monster Diane Keaton, she’s threatening the world’s reserve of endangered turtlenecks and giant kitchen islands!

Honestly the weirdest thing about the Riverbottom Nightmare Band is how tame they are as antagonists.  There’s like one scene of them insulting the main crew in the treehouse a little bit.  Other than that they just blow into town because there’s a music contest and they’re musicians.  And they win because they’re…

So I gotta ask a control question here, because of my girlfriend. She thinks anything with any coconut flavor but not visible coconut tastes like sunscreen, automatically. Every time we order cocktails if there’s even a hint of like actual coconut cream in there or something it’s immediately “You can have mine, it…

Note that not one of them said they’d ban crime.

I’d vote for any ban that includes that Ryan Reynolds/Will Ferrell whatever Spirited ad I see everywhere.  What the fuck is it?  Am I supposed to just think it’s about two guys that might run?  I mean I assume it’s another Christmas war of the dads movie like Deck the Halls or Jingle All The Way, but seriously, it’s…

Eventually one of the Final Fight games has a playable cop, her name is Lucia.

I basically always figured his response to the poll would be “You win, I’ll step down. In 20 years when I retire, bitches!” or some such pedantic kid shit. And hey, whattaya know.

Why, did he stop liking feet and inserting feet shots into his movies? Not the kids fault you got old.

It’s not. People have been testing it. It’s in the list but you can link to your truth social or parler accounts just fine.

I genuinely don’t think they should get their next host by just shaking the Big Fat Quiz and seeing who falls out this time, the show desperately needs a shot of younger energy.  Get a Derry Girl or something.

Yeah, I’ve practically stopped watching the showstoppers, they’re always just “Build an ugly tower of inedible looking gingerbread that represents a childhood memory” and I don’t care.  I want to see something that looks delicious, not something that looks like a high school play’s set budget went awry.

I would have just thought it was because his only joke was extremely bad impressions that didn’t make any sense.

She should jump on it now, become the face of filling your britches. All “Hi, I’m Sharon Osbourne. Every year thousands of celebrities get high and pack a hot lunch in their underpants. Won’t you help?”

Sure yeah.  They definitely won’t all still be on board with whatever dumb thing he does next.

I just hope it ends with the KT extinction event, since setting it any other number of millions of years in the past wouldn’t have had the opportunity.

So do the Na’vi age super fast until they’re adults and then just stop aging?  Lo’ak looks to at least be a teenager, and it’s been 10 years, and he’s the middle child, while Sully and Ney’tiri seem to be identical.