Listen to your farts, when they’re calling to you.

Smart, that’s a much better thing to announce to the culture sites than just “I’m trying to make my daughter famous, watch this!”

I hope this isn’t how we’re finding out that Elden Henson’s phone isn’t ringing.  This guy is a harmless little chubbler that automatically radiates Foggy energy, but Henson is our boy!

Sounds good, but also Muppets + Benoit Blanc having to solve the murder of Thog backstage while the Muppets prep for a reunion Muppet show special.

Ye’s already posted screeenshots on Truth showing that this is a 12-hour suspension.  The “indefinitely” thing appears to be a plebe-pleasing fiction.

The moon is 238,000 miles up!

Genuine question, has there ever been an explicitly gay character in anything Tim Burton has ever made? All his answers in the past about LGBT content have been generic “I’m not politically correct” type dodges, and regular actors from his movies range from JK Rowling supporting types like Bonham Carter to “All my…

I think it’s a shot at Sandler?  Not sure.

It’s set in the late 60s, so my guess is it’ll be about the space race at least a little. Maybe the dial helps people get to the moon or something.

If the rumor mill is correct, a drab endless gray makes sense for this movie, because it’ll end up on the moon at one point.

Pretty sure Tom Petty would wake up every morning and record three songs about [GIRL] from [STATE] before breakfast. Get on his level, Sufjan.

Save me from some toxic masculinity ass kitchenware labeled “Mannkitchen” and sold exlusively by tattooed bearded lumberjack types. All I can think is “I REQUIRE A FUCKING OUNCE OF GROUND PEPPER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW BRO I CAN STILL KINDA TASTE THESE EGGS” is the new “Real men go to Hooters.”

That’s just Sharpton, he had his saturation surgically turned down in the 2010s while he was already in for an issue with his vertical hold.

That woulda been something! Maybe they could have called her... Titania!

If I was gonna blame anything besides bad marketing, it’d be Martin Short’s yelly, stupid, harbinger of Jar Jar performance.

I remember seeing it vividly, because it was the only movie I ever saw at a drive-in as a child. The rotoscoped skeleton sequences were super cool. The Prydain chronicles are also absolutely worth reading.

What’s always amusing to me, the critical outsider, is how all these high priced tasting menus sound the same every time. Like I saw the headline and just thought “Well, let’s read ahead until we hit foie gras, iberico, and truffles.” The only thing I was surprised by was that they substituted fancy spanish tuna for…

 Maybe they can call him for something else.  Dude plays a good creep.  But like, the whole reason the X-Men movies are so far off still is waiting out the actor contracts, right?  If they wanted him as Xavier, they’d be in prepro already.

Heck yeah, ever seen McCinsey’s Island? Tour de force performance.

I think I’ll just buckle out.