Yeah, I remember thinking “Well at least those could just be Utahraptors or Deinonychus” because there’s usually a bigger theropod. But that mosasaur is just silly. They should have put in a nice silly looking 70 ft Leedsichthys or a Shastasaurus, but those don’t look like dragons.

What in the good fuck is a taco doing in that picture then? That’s some fire-ass badtimes choice making.

It’s uhh... it’s insurmountable.  I wouldn’t normally but you put it in quotes like you were trying to hit us with some good old “Webster’s Defines...” and that dog won’t hunt, monsignor.

Those are the same thing, so it doesn’t really matter. Some pan folks that need an outgroup to be superior to will try to occasionally argue that pan people are attracted to more expressions of gender than bi people are, but they only ever do so by arbitrarily stating what bi people aren’t into, usually without…

I don’t recall Disney asking me to say that.  Did you like get a letter or something?

That fuckin’ Mosasaur kills me every time, it’s like three times bigger than any Mosasaur ever was. It’s half again as big as a blue whale. Real ones would be scary in the same way as being in the water with a extra-long skinny killer whale, not this kaiju shit.

Like the one thing I ever wanted from the Jurassic series…

Just have her always just offscreen. Been too long since we had a good Maris.

Mondo is certainly a possibility.  I’d like to see them expand in a weird direction and do stuff like Ace Duck and Mutagen Man from the toy and comics lines, but I’ll take what I can get.

Grass.  The smiles of playing children.  Hot crispy pepperoni on a pizza.

I was more surprised they didn’t give us a lingering shot of the Kel Dor Jedi in the tube.  Plo Koon’s been a playable character in things!  He has action figures and comic books!  Hell of a way to go out, as a half-second shot.

Because she’s one of those Padawans from the cold open and he represents one of the very few remaining Jedi from the era that failed her so utterly?  Oh and also he’s the only thing Vader gives a shit about so that makes him the only target worth pursuing in her mind.  One of those.

Regarding the trenchcoat, I know, right?  How is that working, it’s not like he can mentally cloud the minds of people who look at him suspiciously.  What is he, the “not the droids you’re looking for” guy?  Hah!  I’d like to see that!  Oh wait.

I was really hoping Scott would be sitting at some little booth with merch, mostly getting ignored by fans of more famous Avengers.  Like not even getting a line, just a background gag.

Sentinels are the big purple robots that hate the X-Men, that was Tiamut, the Celestial.

If I’m his employer, can I fire him? Not even for the trial, I didn’t watch that shit. Just because of thirty years of dressing like a low rent Batman villain, and reducing acting to the component elements of pancake makeup, hat selection, and selecting which pop culture figure to do a chirpy impression of.

They won’t do Moondragon because Gunn has said they won’t a few times. But I assume they came to that conclusion well after trying out some Kylosian makeup looks for the character.

Honestly when Melchior was cast my first thought was Kitty Pryde.  She’s been a Guardian on and off before.

Gunn’s said a few times now that he won’t be using Moondragon. He might be lying, but she’s probably the least likely space character on the list.

Gunn has said more than once that he won’t be using Moondragon. She looks perfectly fine to play Drax’s apparently-not-Moondragon daughter though.

If you’re the first to a light, that’s a responsibility.  You’re like in the emergency exit row of a plane.  It’s your job to spot that green now.  You don’t have another job til you go.