I LOVE how much that blue one is a dick!  It’s the BEST!

Too bad she’s also advocating for Trump-sycophant and billionaire Rick Caruso in the LA Mayoral race.  Ostensibly he’d be against most of her positions, but rich people get each other’s backs.

“You can probably blame Star Wars and Marvel for how this incredibly expensive Jared Leto project isn’t getting greenlit immediately”

No furry is ejaculating on their 15k fursuit. They take that shit off and go whack it in the next room.

It was mixed.  The guy got shot by a rancher who mistook him for an actual wild animal on the highway, then he got off scott free, no manslaughter, nothing.  Kind of a pat ending.   But hey, at least Grissom was like... pro-furry, even if no one on the screenwriting team knew anything at all about it.  The convention…

People expecting him to fuck a hat for longer are just being woefully misinformed about regular sex life by overexposure to marathon hat fuck sessions in porn.

Just be glad we got learner.  A few decades later it would have been Padawan.

So it’s Imperial Captain Tara, not just Imperial Captain, and also Varma’s not in that picture of the Inquisitors, she’s on the mining planet and that picture is on the Inquisitor’s silly giant skyscraper on the water planet.

This is 10 years out from New Hope, that still counts as a few!  And hey if this is the last time they run into each other it could be “Well, last time you ran into him you force dragged him over jagged flaming glass, he’s probably dead.”

The first one leads right up to the Jabba stuff, why would there be another one anyway?  I never thought it killed the Solo franchise, instead it put a big old damper on more unrelated stand alone Star Wars stories.

Not Admiral Ackbar!

Just kidding his first name is Gial.

I know that One Direction song about how you don’t know you’re beautiful, but only because I have a 4 year old daughter and they did a Sesame Street appearance where they sang it about the letter U.  Don’t know that I’ve heard the original.

It had such great characters too.  I remember just absoutely wrecking that game with a Silver Surfer mobility build, a Dr. Doom pet summons build, and spending forever fine-tuning Taskmaster and Rogue’s sets based on who they copied and borrowed powers from respectively.

BS is probably a little harsh, and yeah I was definitely being a little flippant. There are definitely people who will spend all day angrily fighting over perceived differences between the two, but in my experience the most common tactic in that argument is to come up with a not-accurate definition of the one you…

Man, if only they had thought to call that in, the cops could have started not doing anything sooner.

Wait, are there people that think IMITATION crab is supposed to be real crab?  Do they think there’s a species of crab called the Imitation Crab?  What the hell?

It’s fine when he gets to the station to go offplanet a bored ticket taker is just like “Cassian from... Andor.  Fine, Cassian Andor.”  It’s a Star Wars tradition now.

I said why, so that people could feel superior to other people, especially on the internet. First it was bi, then as we saw a rise in the recognition of trans and NB folks, a few people were like “Well bi means TWO and I think there’s more than two so I’m not bi I’m pan.” But the vast majority of bi people you ever…

They are.  All the definitions that try to make pan bi+ are basically just queer kids fighting on tumblr.  Bi is just an older term for the same thing.  As a bi guy nothing grosses me out more than people saying “Well I’M pan which means unlike you I’ll date a trans person” and I have to be like “You tacky bitch I…

Man if only there was an infamous movie about dangerous lions on a badly run preserve where people have to survive just the experience of visiting there at a bad time.  I know!  Jurassic Park!