And as the summer begins to thaw the ice, the scripts about corrupt self-defeating girlbosses begin to call out, waiting for their blonde actors to make the perilous journey across Burbank to find their life long partners.

And if one were looking to just ruin grass, like say the grass of a golf course that should really be a public park but rich people used connections to ensure that it could be for them only and not belong to them so they don’t actually have to pay for it and also it gets to ignore environmental regulations regarding…

In 2017 he said he agreed with Donald Trump that trans people should be barred from military service, so there’s one.

Man, this really is just gay people 2.0 isn’t it?  I saw this “homophobic implies I’m scared of gay people” routine in the late 90s. 

Joke.  Bigoted joke.  They only really have the one.

Great way to admit there’s nothing interesting or different about you, anyway.

This is sort of what I assumed would start happening, that the modern right wing would continuously fracture into smaller factions based on willingness to be even more evil and racist.  Turned out the big tent is insanely more okay with saying the bad shit out loud than I thought.  At this point I think they might…

I know it was based on timing of info release, but it really ends up looking like Pete Davidson was SO important to SNL that he needed his own article.

Hey, he was the best at standing there while everyone else does one of John Mulaney’s big New York musical bits. The BEST. No one stands there getting paid like Pete Davidson.

That’s a matter of framing, isn’t it? I don’t care about the trial, sure.  But I deeply care about not hearing about it anymore.

Haircut wise he could not do worse.

Truly a Horatio Alger story for the ages, that our richest citizen could be a homeless man that shows his penis to passersby.

I don’t care.  I don’t care who did it and I don’t care why it’s happening or what is happening during it.  It’s spectacle now.  It’s the OJ trial again.  It might be possible that I’ll care about the outcome but all I want from or regarding the proceedings is to be left out of the loop about it.

No one said he doesn’t have a right to an opinion.  Everyone else just also has one, and their opinion is that he’s a gross translucent pinhead who is consistently and thoroughly wrong.  He got scared off twitter by people who are also entitled to opinions.

Lol nice try.  If Peterson wanted to say shit about her health he would have.  He just said she wasn’t pretty.  Don’t try and help logic daddy, he was very clear.

This time it backfired on him, several of the best responses have been from his fans. All “Dr. Peterson, with all due respect and as a huge fan, that’s what my girlfriend looks like and she’s beautiful, please tone it down” type stuff. He’ll never do that, he’ll just go right to “’twas liberals chased me off” type…

I don’t know if they’re terrible people, I know I would like them to be more private people.  Or at least I would like the giant media device assembled around dissembling and shouting to the back walls every detail about them forever to be turned off and drowned. 

I’m fairly certain we’ll at least be getting new takes on Electra and Bullseye, the whole evil baseball player thing doesn’t really square with the MCU villain factory.

There really should be a law that police union guys get a few years in prison if they ever say anything like “The violence that is tearing our city apart.”  That sort of rhetoric is as dangerous as just shooting people in the first place.

So... make chimichurri?  Okay.