A kugelblitz is a theoretical black hole created out of radiation instead of matter. Basically the concept is that light and energy still have enough effect on surrounding space time to warp it, so enough light in one spot should still create a black hole eventually, and one that’s identical to regular black holes in…

Nope! Honestly I don’t know why you think this “Ah ha, I caught you saying I don’t care but you actually care!” argument is going to gain any traction. What, you think I’m gonna melt away to the fifth dimension or something? I’ll lose my powers?  My robot head will explode from the paradox of it all?  My neutrality is…

Yeah I think my “it’s fine who cares” stance is pretty consistently opposed to the articles “this is sacrilege” take.

The story mode featuring the nothing just makes me mad we aren’t getting a playable Atreyu who can turn into Bastian like Zelda/Sheik used to do.

Sounds a lot like a reverse-engineered nice try to me, but whatever.  I personally just don’t care if Iron Giant wants to spar with Steven Universe, it’s not like they’re adding it to the movie.

Also Robocop should know his legal jurisdiction ends at the borders of Michigan and he has no business trying to arrest criminals in Outworld. Shooting Baraka in the dick is only going to get his department sued.

Also why is Phoenix Wright getting in a battle with MODOK? He’s just a lawer, not a seasoned battle…

Space Jam 2 established that toons die if you delete them from the server, it just didn’t happen.

Gonna venture a guess that Julia Louis-Dreyfuss’ character is gonna be around to answer that at some point.

Yes, and almost certainly to help.  He’s already a sort of good guy, remember Shang-Chi?  Titania is going to be the baddie here.

Gonna guess it will, it will be Titania, but it won’t be a huge punch fest to stop a sky energy beam or something.  They’ll subvert it somehow.

I assume you’ve reached out to Bad Religion for confirmation.

THAT’S IT!  BACK TO WINNIPEG!

I don’t specifically recall Harley feeding anyone to the Joker back when they were together, but it seems plausible enough.

It’s funny that she’s just made he doesn’t know Brandy. I’d happily point out I know Brandy just fine but only know Ray J because of Kardashian sex tape bullshit, which I don’t care to further look into.

I think that’s a child holding them.

I work 2 hours a day, so stand in glory of my iron might.

Colossus only needs to be CGI when he is currently in metal form, they can have him shift around if they want.  I would definitely want a voice actor for Thing though. 

No one was going to watch those either.  And way to conveniently forget the metric fuckton of bronzer they put on him.  Never before has George C. Scott looked so George Hamilton-y.

Now sung to the minor-key version of “Ring around the Rosy”

Lawnmower Man has the title, and the abusive dad nextdoor to Pierce Brosnan’s house has the same name as the main character of the novel, though I don’t think they ever say his whole name, it’s just in the credits.