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I just hope they maintain the pace of revelations about the world. There’s a monster. There’s a whole big island of monsters. There’s dozens of monsters all over and they all are either asleep or awake based on whether or not the head monster is an asshole also Atlantis was real. The Hollow Fucking Earth is real and

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Batman math suggests it just be called “Princess Bride”

You know I could almost see him as Gandalf but honestly he’d make a phenomenal Bombadil.

No one (or at least not me) is talking about popularity in comic books, since that’s a dying metric anyway.  Talking national recognition of the character as a brand. SoCan I buy an America Chavez jacket on Amazon right now” is a bit more useful, and the answer is yes, several times over.

Misread that as “underwater” and was briefly excited.

Insofar as the post goes “You know what, it wouldn’t, I was wrong” I think the rest of it might have actually mattered here this one time.

Man if only there were like four huge games already where you could grapple off gargoyles again.

Basically it would put a stop to people on the internet arguing that making the change is for bad reasons.  I suppose the truth is that they’d just argue that Disney is wrong and cite completely different examples of stretchy characters (Rita on Doom Patrol, etc).  So you know what?  I’d like to see the truth, but it

There may be a few others around but basically they just managed to hit big on the Spider Kids and their relatively interesting friends.

I just really wish they’d straight up say her powers look ridiculous for anything less than 6 million dollars a minute in live action.  Like just admit it instead of pretending that her powers would take too long to explain or whatever.  Just say “These are big budget shows, but even big budget TV can’t do this one

Eh, as long as they don’t mess with Squirrel Girl.  I don’t need some new Doreen firing squirrel shaped energy blasts out of her wrist-squirrels.

That’ll likely change with America Chavez hitting theaters.  Also I can’t shop for shirts for my kid without rifling through a dozen Spider-Gwen fits so I think she caught on thanks to Spider-Verse.

It’ll be fine, no one has ever dragged Shepard back to life against their will before, why worry about it now?

I love how it says he uses nonlethal rounds immediately before describing his high end shot type that pierces enemies and does damage to enemies behind them, while showing bullet “energy” go right through a thug. Guess they’re nonlethal in that they perform surgery as they go through you.

This isn’t Norse mythology Loki, or else he’d be chained up in a cave with chains made of his dead son, while a snake dripped poison on his face until the end of the world came.  Basically before anyone says I’m being bigoted or whatever by saying this Loki isn’t acting genderfluid, it’s because I would prefer it if

I’d prefer that to the more common two paths available to him right now.  Going full “I am being canceled by snowflakes” or joining up with the Adam Sandler crew.

Isn’t a cherry moon also sprite, vodka, grenadine, and cherries? I think the only difference is that a Cherry Moon uses cherry vodka.

The file is a gotcha, can’t fault you there.  Sylvie is a Loki variant, not Loki.  Loki isn’t also speciesfluid no matter how many helmeted alligators he meets.

The MCU Loki isn’t genderfluid yet.  Loki is genderfluid in the comics, but in the MCU he hasn’t even taken an illusory female form ever, or mentioned genderfluidity or anything.  As much as the representation would be nice, I’m not willing to credit him as genderfluid until they do any aspect of it at all.