Oh no no, you misunderstood. He said he’d “Be interested in shooting a dark man.”

Please as if the Green Goblin isn’t already hot.

I love almost every principal actor in this, but I tried starting it this weekend and couldn’t handle how incredibly stupid they portray the acting class.  Does that eventually fade out or anything?  It’s just a little too cringe comedy for me there.

That clipboard he was having everyone sign at the radio station would seem like an ideal thing to have him sign.

Also, that’s not Shuma-Gorath, it’s Gargantos!  First appearance 1969.

Shuma-Gorath isn’t in the movie, his rights are tied up with whoever is running the Robert E Howard estate these days. That lookalike monster is Gargantos, a sea monster from Sub-Mariner comics in the late 60s.

A ton of years ago I volunteered as a photog at our local pride festival and was assigned to a drag king lip-sync talent show. It was super fun! They were almost entirely bigger kings, mostly Latine and Black, all sort of dressed the way I’d expect Lena Waithe did in the late 90s (lots of huge basketball jerseys). All…

That’s nasty looking, dude looks like he’s got seat cushions for pecs.  Looks like they flip up to reveal a place you can store your remotes.

So’s 4-Lom but I didn’t see him in the playables list!

Didn’t one of the packs very clearly add seven characters that were missing? Jyn and Chirrut and so one weren’t previously in the game and now they are. Also come on, quit double dipping your article research. Here’s a list of characters missing from the game you can list in the future that are almost all significantly…

Not gonna watch a video when I can just imagine her voice breaking and trying to stifle sobs as she says “So I get to be in a Pete Davidson rom com instead!”

Yeah no, that’s a Spokane-style sandwich.

You can do crazy stuff but you’re invariably beating up a corpse about six seconds into the combo, nothing ever has enough life to justify it.  Even the bosses have canned interrupt moments so you can burn through their health bar super fast but then they’ll land and jump away to start a platforming phase to get them…

Pringles man has been turned into a snapping turtle!

The problem with Cyborg getting elevated to JL status has always been that it wasn’t because he was interesting enough, it was because he was the only Black superhero in the DC lineup that Geoff Johns would let them use for anything. Jon Stewart, Jo Mullein, or Rocket would all be more interesting, but two of them are…

Snyder specifically cared very deeply about his weird, murderous, Watchmen-y versions of them.  I dunno if they want to keep pushing forward with a guy who thinks the height of artistic directing is lots of slo-mo and a black and white version.

They offered him a spot on the board and he said no.  It wasn’t because of background checks like everyone was laughing on about, it was because if you’re on the board you can’t buy more of the company.

Every time I see one of those all I want to do is flip it over and figure out the gearing, it’s gotta be wild.  Or I guess maybe all the pedals just charge a dynamo for an electric engine and the gearing is actually pretty simple.  That’d be a bummer.

Awww, remember when Eric Andre was still cool and not showing his whole ass about NFTs on twitter? Simpler times.

Shutter Island’s big twist is so predictable it almost hurts to see it here.