Cops hear these tricks and then just use them because they can.  They talk to each other through all kinds of forums and facebook groups and shit, and to them, this bullshit is the ice bucket challenge, not actually anything useful.

Basically cops were trained on how sovereign citizens work and instead of using that information usefully, they immediately went “Oh, we can do shit like that!”

Jesus when did Young start looking like slender Trump? Oh shit, did I just invent the new internet monster, Slendertrump? I hope not.

“Most of my time isn’t spent beating up hundreds of generic NPCs like you see in flashy trailers—instead I’m running past them to neutralize key defenders and opening gates”

Probably a failsafe made by Ammit herself in the first place in the event she got banished.

“Remembered” is a really nice way to say someone is known for making Boxing Helena for sure.

Thought it might be a sequel to Pig.

Weird way to refer to Gigli’s Justin Bartha, but sure.

I’ve been saying for forever that one set in the Phillipines around 1942 would be top notch.  Play as the hukbalahap resistance, slap “I Will Return” stickers on the bumpers of Japanese trucks, get a machete and some escrima sticks.  The game would take place over that period of Japanese occupation between 42 and 45. …

Maron might though, that guy is fueled by nothing but cats and grudges.

Cannon Spike!
Spawn: In the Demon’s Hand!

Okay okay, I know both are technically “terrible” games that “no one remembers” but I always loved how that dumb Spawn fighting game had literally everything unlockable.  You wanna fight Violator with a dog?  Cool, go for it.

I’m a KH fan(of the old games) and the best parts were KH1 Sephiroth and Cloud stuff and KH2 when Auron clowns on Hades, but sure.

Please, I’ve played like eight different KH games, which is why I know it is largely gibberish.

He literally spends most of Temple of Doom providing stark contrast to the most annoying character in the franchise.

It’s a prequel to Raiders, so maybe Short Round was like “Dude, you gotta quit hitting on Marion, she’s like my age” and that friction proved insurmountable.

That’s dumb.  There’s like so many games that are “These 40 flophaired sexy battlers with overcomplicated outfits hate these other 40 spike-haired anime warriors with asymmetrical leather straps all over there so now they gotta battle over a nebulous glowing concept” games, and none of them needed to sit in a Disney…

What, you didn’t like “Thing happens.  Cut to thirteen people making surprise.wav grunts”?

It’s also got the Death Star in it, which if Alderaan had an Earthlike population, killed about 213 million pregnant women.

Let’s not get our hopes up, this is Nomura still. His goal seems to be to quietly sieve out all the Disney and Squeenix stuff and replace it with a vast army of samey shonen good and bad guys from all over a muddled timeline.  He won’t stop until people are like “Didn’t Cloud and Uncle Scrooge used to be in these…

Well, not all.  Some are midair collisions, others are... watering.