Is it wrong that I’m less pissed about the stupid Joker thing than that they grabbed Gigantosaurus for a big T-Rex, when that’s an old sauropod genus?  Like, come up with a different name, this is like saying “My new elephant is like the Joker” while showing us a picture of a tiger.

Were you hoping they’d announce that they’d ban him in 2064?

Buddy you’d have to edit out every time Naruto talks if you’re using the dub.  Kid sounds like a confused grandma.

“Do a flip!”

Heck yeah, they’re gonna LXG this shit.  The late 19th century has so many adaptable characters.  Sherlock Holmes meets Pinocchio!  Sherlock Holmes must solve the Missing Mowgli Mystery!  Sherlock Holmes tries to warn Catherine that Heathcliff is waving a lot of red flags!

Check it out sometime, it’s hilarious.  Their next video is “The Sun Always Shines on TV” and is a direct sequel to the Take On Me video, and it’s a sad one.  The guy from the comic book turns back into a comic book and runs away in pain immediately.

Moon Knight is in the video games a lot too.  He was in that Marvel Heroes diablo clone, he’s been in the Ultimate Alliance games, he’s in the card games and stuff.  The Eternals never are.

I always love how these articles suggest that Bieber like woke up and said “Oh right, the Grammies. Lemme see, I guess I could wear my Stop Making Sense suit and my Kingdom Hearts crocs... and it’s never a bad time for my unrolled pink condom hat.” Like you know that outfit costs $12,000 dollars and that he didn’t…

I’m actually friendly with one of the “writers” of Catwoman, and most of them never met Pitof or each other. They just sort of wrote, turned that into the studio, and never heard back until checks showed up.

A call to do more punching down?  Bold!

Dumping on what you think is garbage is bad.  Dumping on what I think is garbage is good.

Outside of the mention of apps I feel like the article is from a bygone era.  Every restaurant I’ve been to recently the waiter just has a machine in the apron that is the bill, and they don’t give a fuck about splitting it anymore because they just hit buttons like “Split evenly” or “itemize” and then take each…

Please, we’ve had a Bridgerton style version of You Oughta Know since 1992.  We called it “Walking on Broken Glass.”

Looks like the same animation team and some of the same people as that Loafy show he made a while back.  I’d buy it as real.

I’ve got Dungeon Village on my phone just because it’s a colorful diversion, but I can’t imagine playing it in places besides like waiting rooms and the toilet. 

Yes, for some reason.

Oooh, Kotaku found a way to get there.  Will Jalopnik find a way to write an article about how this thing affects cars?  Stay tuned!

Look out!  Tampons!

Americans truly have perfected the technology needed to make buns that have the consistency of toothpaste.

Dang, I was hoping she’d follow up her Mexican Pizza song with a Double Decker Taco one. It’s not too late! We can bring back both!