Hey as long as we’re advising people to ignore other people could we be done with this whole story now?

Oh I’m not even that, I’m just one of those weirdos with a podcast big enough to pay rent. I imagine if a more famous podcaster cornered me and started reciting my jokes I’d be cautiously pleasant but secretly be like “Hah hah yeah, that’s my jokes alright, so glad to hear them again, definitely don’t hope this stops…

So hold on are both women named Jackie and one is named Jackie AND Joanna?  I’m confused.

Can’t imagine it needs to operate at that level to be irritating.  I do very small entertainment work and I do hate being cornered at cons or whatever and having exactly my jokes from my shows repeated back to me, so I’m just extrapolating from a scaling way up.

I dunno, most of my graphic design work is rooted in recreating 70s film bullshit.

I guess I appreciate that she needed a fanboy in that moment but I can’t think of many greater hells that Quentin Tarantino breathlessly describing my own work back at me.

God when the pandemic first started we had a three month old and my girlfiend had just changed jobs and was now working from home on a job she barely understood like 12 hours a day while I watched the daughter most of the time. One time we were out of absolutely everything, so I left to get to the store between like…

Not quietly enough, apparently.

One thing I give the movie credit for that I have to take away from the TV show is that it held to the comics continuity of not giving Bullseye a real name or a real backstory.  In the comics, he’s had a bunch of backstories, including the Ben Poindexter one from the show, and they’ve universally turned out to be…

The Aquarian?  They did mention Project Pegasus in Captain Marvel so the seeds have been planted.

I had a bad breakup in my early 20s, and the girl ended up dating a close friend of mine (They’re now married and have kids and all, so I’ve always been glad that worked out, plus we’ve since reconciled), and for a time there it was pretty clear she wasn’t welcome at my events and I wasn’t welcome at hers. One night a…

Blizzard spent so much time doing in-house evil that their actual production has largely shifted from videogames to apologies.

Nope, her:

Oh, I think it starring Kraven is fine.  I’m just saying instead of this nobody antagonist, let’s start introducing the next generation of spider-world heroes.

This is wild to me as they’ve repeatedly made it clear that they do own the rights to Spider-adjacent heroes.  Put Black Cat or Silver Sable in one of these, or hell, Ben Reilly.  Silk!  There’s not really a shortage.

Don’t worry, eventually a twitch streamer in a bikini will do something.

Too cat.  Like an actual cat.  The ratio of cat to woman is way off.

Hey, I’d agree to that, but it isn’t what would happen.

You’ve got a bit of a Catch-22 going on here. You really like Sarah Sherman but also want them to cut cast. You think she’s on the staying block if they do that?  The big cast is allowing for weird players to get occasional bits, which is worth it. 

There is nothing they could make that wouldn’t be on Alibaba for 7 bucks in less than two hours.