Oh yeah, saw that one (I thought it was the Mikey one though) rotting away in Meltdown comics back in the day.

Global chat: Not even once. Seriously does anyone here who still plays an MMO ever leave any of those useless fucking hate farms turned on for even a second after making a character? It’s like playing racism whack-a-mole for the first 10 levels, always. You’re always like “Well, I remembered to turn off General and…

Syllabub is a thickened cream dessert served in a glass.  An acid is used to curdle the cream, thus thickening it, and wine is one of the most traditional acids used.  So a ginger-wine syllabub is actually pretty normal, albeit sort of antiquated, being out of favor since the 1800s.

That hasn’t been true for years now.

I dunno what the point of the consistent pretending to not understand what Lightyear is is.  The Buzz Lightyear toy is based on a character from a series of movies, this is the first of those movies.  Like if someone made a Turboman movie decades after Jingle All The Way.  Done.

This is really more terribly embarassing for Stewart, who is backpedaling because he fears legal repercussions.

And you know it’s made by the kind of people that equate bitterness with maturity. All “Our soda tastes like you’re not sure if you got this fluid from the fridge or a printer cartridge, but just imagine yourself wearing a floppy Tuscan sun hat and grimace through it, adults!”

“corel-strewn seascapes for Squirtle or Milotic”

Wouldn’t “Geologically active” kick Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus out of being planets?  They don’t have any solid matter in them on which geologic processes could occur.

Oh no, we’re stuck with only our national reserve of... Jesus there’s 12 of these?

I didn’t mention anything from any of the Star Wars YA series from that era. My references were, in order: Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina, Ambush at Corellia, Children of the Jedi (really, not YA), and the Crystal Star.

If you want the YA series then yeah, you gotta deal with like Ken the Jedi Prince, Zack and…

Yeah, Luuke never says a word. Mara kills him, which frees her from an Emperor-assigned mental compulsion to “Kill (a) Luke Skywalker.” It’s definitely the hackiest part of an okay book.  Well maybe.  You also have to contend with Thrawn’s whole “Look at how they draw triangles.  They will never be able to understand…

Sure fair. Then it was canon that Greedo’s foot was ground up by a sommelier robot for the bartender at the cantina to make a perfect wine to sell to Jabba. And also it was canon that the werewolf in the bar came unstuck in time and got to go walking into Jedi heaven with Anakin because he crashed an X-Wing on Endor…

Honestly you can cherrypick the old sarlacc story and make it sound good, or you can lay it out on the EU tapestry as it was and realize that EVERYTHING you saw on the screen ever was redefined as a brilliant immortal or secret jedi or psychic collection of mutant bugs or something. By the end of the EU you were at…

Glad to hear at least one member of the Burger King Kid’s Club managed to keep finding work.  I hear that little nerd kid is doing a dime for possession with intent to distribute right now.

Sony probably doesn’t see Resident Evil as a fucked up failed franchise, they probably think “Fuck, they made six?  We gotta copy that!”

Pound the bourbon!

Oh man you gotta stop using galaxy and universe interchangeably.

Hey, they didn’t turn Sharon Carter into the Power Broker to not jack up the power level of rich villains.

I really want the dimensions and the timelines to be two separate galaxy-threatening events and they only cross over in comic relief breaks, all Ant-Man fighting 5 Yellowjackets and America Chavez is in the background fighting a Red Skull from a world where he won, and they’re just like “Hey!  Dimension stuff?”  “Time…