If anything he’s already on some secret operating table getting “enhancements” from the Power Broker so he’ll be all huge and crazy next time.

My first exposure to the LSH wasn’t from comics, but rather from some big “Encyclopedia of Super Heroes”reference thing I found in a used bookstore. When you just read about them directly, it’s hard not to think that they must suck. Every dang one of them is Something-Lad/Lass/Boy/Girl, and the majority of them don’t…

Don’t mess with Texan’s weird sense of pride in their shitty state’s various aphorisms, either. They all try to sound like Sam Elliot but it’s a regular ass state where it’s the same year as everywhere else and there’s always an on-fire Applebee’s behind them making it look extra silly.

Female wizards are only called witches if you’re still subscribing to JKR’s terminology.  Since you aren’t, you’re welcome to call it Wizard Ball, and then just include that in the list of ways you aren’t paying lip service to the Potter.

Well I mean if you bute a guy it’s only fair to de-bute him later.  That’s just class.

This is the sort of order I expect the restaurant to just cancel because they’ll be like “No one sober order 2510 sauce packets, we don’t even have that many, and I don’t want to deal the fallout of when they sober up and show up waving a receipt around.”

Honestly good.  Save me from another round of Spider-Man No More.

The real question is what the heck happened to Ego Nwodim between those two pictures?  I guess she realized who she really was, damn!

My favorite example of this is in the Shadows of the Empire book where the main gang has to briefly work with a Rodian that runs a casino complex, who turns out to be Greedo’s uncle.  It’s full on pointless, literally only exists for him to say like “Yeah, no hard feelings, my nephew wasn’t close or anything and he…

Oof, I love Del Toro but I hate Scooby Doo endings.  Aliens should be cool aliens, that’s invariably going to be cooler than “They’re humans from faraway land/time!  Nothing else in the universe is cool.”

Honestly at this point I’ll celebrate anything being turned into anything that isn’t an NFT.

oh no, head shaving!

Reviews of Spider-Man stuff leave me feeling like I’m the only person in the world that likes the team up aspect of the MCU version.  Will Spider-Man ever get a solo outing?  YES! He had five of them already!  Spider-Man, setting the 90s prevalence of Wolverine aside, has always been the ultimate buddy superhero,…

You want ‘em to be in the finals, sure, but enough to want him playing whether he’s vaxxed or not? T hat’s the only relevant opinion you could possibly be presenting so it’s weird you forgot to take a stance on it.

She is likely to be important going forward. A lot of the show seems to be about Clint finally confronting his guilt for a lot of stuff, and Yelena is practically the physical embodiment of karma coming to collect. That “You should have died instead of her!” “You don’t know how right you are” moment is a comin’.

She wrote some of my favorites, such as A Witching Hour, A Vampire Lestat, Memnoch Is A Devil, The Tale of A Body Thief, and Queen of Some Damned.

There were lesser works of course. Christ, Some Lord out of Egypt was pretty boring, and I could never get into the Slumbering Beauty stuff. Too much spanking.

She said she was up for a major role in it and while she could have potentially been up for Katy, the stories about that character were that she was written specifically for Awkafina from the jump.  I guess maybe she could have been up for Shang-Chi and Xialing’s young mom.

This is sorta both. Republic Era is ~1000 to ~20 BBY (before Battle of Yavin). High Republic is contained entirely within that, spanning 300 to 82 BBY. This appears to be basically “The rise of the Trade Federations) so around when Qui-Gon was a lot younger but still around.

SWTOR is just Republic era with more brown.  Brownlennium Falcons, TIE Interbrowners, etc.  If Star Wars was goth, SWTOR is steampunk.

I’m not getting fucking high to make a four hour turd good.  What am I, made of weed money?