I wish I had watched it on a phone.

Michael Chernus is so sad right now.

Really, 2021 and you’re still not wise to the “A lot of people are saying” routine?  What the fuck did you do between 2016 and now, sleep?

They didn’t have a test run, they had a dog and pony show that lasted until the guy running the dog and pony show declared himself the best dog and pony.

No, she becomes a Thanos.  She’s in the poster.  Maybe if these are all different timelines she’s a nobody in this specific one, but the poster tells us she’s wearing golden armor and carting around his dumb helicopter sword.

Which Dr. Strange does not!  I don’t know why they didn’t just make Strange British, it wouldn’t have hurt anything.

Aw that genuinely makes me sad. This dude is the only person I have ever thought sufficiently apologized for homophobic lyrics and stuff.

Destroyed accidentally by local wizards in 2012.

Wouldn’t the car rapidly start gathering seagulls and frisbees and stuff?

Never before was it more clear that a game was supposed to have multiplayer.

Sean Penn still has any movies?

The story with this guy was that he strings along multiple women on the side then dumps them all at once, right?  Elizabeth Moss said he basically does a good impression of a human?  Weird that we’re cool with him but mad about the Jeopardy guy at the same time, I guess AVClub must have REALLY loved Portlandia.

Man that project sounded amazing until just now!  I wonder if Waititi knows all the scuttlebutt about this dude being a skeevy creep.  He clearly doesn’t know how one-note his performances always are.  Can’t wait to see what accent he clearly wasn’t asked to do he does!

Michael Shur was the third writer and he played Mose. 

The other thing that Feige said recently has given me an idea as to what we’re going to see of T’Challa in BP2. We now know that Riri Williams will be making her debut in it, and if I were guessing, I’d say that she’s top of the class at that student outreach center thing they were building at the end of BP, and that…

Most of the new characters are going to have origin stories that start after the snap. And of the ones that don’t most have pretty decent excuses. Shang-Chi can basically say “Well, the snap happened in Wakanda, which I had only even learned about a few weeks earlier, and it’s not like I was invited to go punch…

Now now, the Unite For Strength party has apologized for Rapp starring in the movie version of Rent on a number of occasions.

Meh can anyone be the bad guy if they’re fucking with a crushingly massive corporation?

Which is a thematic thing, since the underlying secret of the show seemed to be that the TVA was literally conspiring to keep Lokis from having meaningful relationships.

Between margarita mix, two orange juice drinks, and eating handfuls of clementines, are you sure you don’t have a citrus allergy?

Manischewitz is an outlier than fucks everyone up and should be discounted.