I dunno, I’ve seen Sister Act 2.

The increasing puritanical streak of the target audience and the rise of PG-13 movies, duh.

Looks like someone is trying to erase Reb Brown and Matt Salinger in here.

Doesn’t matter what it means now or meant in the first place. Language drift is real and it’ll just mean bitch eventually because misogyny is also real. People already use it that way.

I don’t know about a million miles from, lots of readers remember Gert from the Runaways, for example.

It still has value right now, but basically any negative term for women based on a specific behavior just becomes a synonym for “bitch” over a long enough timescale.  We’re already about halfway there, eventually it’ll just be like “Cindy was a little pushy in that meeting, what a karen.”

“And we’re bottoms and make out with twinks?” Wait, this song is way dirtier than I thought.

This wouldn’t have been a problem if they just left him out of the movie for the right reason: That he always sucked and his segments in the old movies are universally the worst parts.

People love that nepotism hypocrisy thing, but is it? Nepotism isn’t “casting a famous person’s kid because you think it’ll get ratings,” and McCain didn’t directly get his daughter the job. Nepotism is the term for when someone with power favors relatives or friends.

Besides, the Cuomo thing isn’t nepotism either,…

Yeah, there was a short lived acid jazz revival right around 2003 and I was exactly the right age to take advantage and go to weird underground clubs to ignore improvisational jazz, dress in Buffalo Exchange-grade vintage suits, and order ridiculous drinks to conversation start with, so I drank a lot of grasshoppers.

It has to be wobbly!  John Wilkes Booth was famously very wobbly!

We regret to inform you that the clean bean is racist.

Aw but my favorite part of SNL is the neverending wheel of people that get hired, do nothing, and leave. Luke Null, Siobhan Fallon, Dan Vitale, Brooks Whelan, etc.

I’m not even sure of their actual cancellation status but I know I can just never find them, but Rice Krispy Treats cereal, where the cereal was basically chunks of stuck together rice krispies that tasted vaguely marshmallowy.  Best hand in the box snacking cereal there’s ever been.

Love interests aren’t love scenes.  Arnold was married to Rita Wilson in Jingle All the Way but they didn’t have one of those tasteful pan away to a fireplace love scenes or anything.

Twisties is an informal term for mental blocks. In a lot of other professional disciplines the exact same thing is called the yips. So it’s not quite the same as saying “polio,” but it’d be sort of the same as saying that FDR had “cooties” or the “oopsy doopsy walky nopies.”

The fantasy in this movie for me wasn’t the demon stuff, it was trying to figure out where it’s set. The family lives in a big mansion in what appears to be heavily forested hills, so thick you can’t see another house. But there is a meadow nearby. Also everywhere they go in the movie is some endless flat expanse. All…

She’s already working for Disney again.  She’s a producer on a Tower of Terror movie that’s in development.  Disney’s just plain big enough that you can sue one part without a different part getting mad at you.

Realistically the decisions Waller makes in the movie are dumb as shit.  It’s a dumb as shit movie.  It’s not a plot hole though.  That’s my sole argument.  Waller can be the dumbest fuck on the planet and that won’t make her stating that the team is an anti-Superman team a plot hole.  The team could have been all…

You’re providing Waller with perfect information(apparently she KNOWS this team can’t take Superman?  I don’t know she knows that or how she’d figure it out for sure), when she clearly and evidently does not have perfect information.  Not even in that scene, since it’s the first time she taunts Moone with the heart…