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Something amusing about how the first five articles about hot tub streaming all had Amouranth up top and all made sure to zoom out a little so as to include all that boob on full display, but the first trans hot tub streamer and you move the camera in like someone’s little brother is at bat and the camera is the

Skull never said “willing” sacrifice.  Thanos didn’t want to throw Gamora off the cliff either.

I mean that’s how it’s gonna go. She’ll confront him, he’ll say something like “Finally” and go down on his knees to die, setting up a Yelena v. Kate fight where by the end they are at least mutually respectful of each other.

People who agree with you include:  Hawkeye.

In the comics he’s been a private eye for a while, and honestly I think he’d work a lot better with a show than a movie, especially once they’ve set up the part of the comics universe he tends to operate best in (he interacts a lot with She-Hulk, Hellcat, Squirrel Girl, basically the lighter characters).

Strongest argument possible for the man behind it all to be another Loki.  Just the one that got there first, realized his only real competition was himself, and built a giant system just to keep any other Lokis from getting strong enough to depose him.

If Idris Elba wasn’t so vocal about hating being in the MCU, I would have guessed a Heimdall variant, trying to keep the universe to one timeline so Heimdalls won’t go crazy by constantly seeing all of every possibility.

Just listened, song slaps.  Cannot brook anyone thinking a song like this doesn’t slap.

The CG is... rough, especially the blood magic and flying skeleton stuff towards the end.

Mother! arrived in theaters between GOTG2 and Spider-Man: Homecoming.

The Lee thing was literally him quoting an author he had read recently only wrong.  He even called out the author by name.  Except when you go read the author’s biography of the era, he says basically the opposite.  So if he knows more about Lee’s treatment of stuntmen in the era he’s got a real weird way of saying so.

Jacket? He was worried about inclement weather? I always thought the line was “not a ‘jacker in sight,” as in he encountered few to no carjackings that day.

They recalled Peppermint Jojoh no wait this is everyone ELSE’S favorite sweet TJ treat.

It is, yeah.

What sort of old-timey monocled executive would be so bothered by this as to do anything?  All “Please disturb?  Bushwa!  I shall uncover the perfidious rogue that has besmirched the portal to my rented house of slumber and see them run through professionally, see if I don’t!”

There are so many tax kickbacks and fundraisers for rich people projects generating more tax kickbacks and special exemptions to environmental restrictions and fees floating around the average golf course that even if rich people pay for it, the taxpayer still ends up paying for it.

Most leisure activities don’t take up anywhere near the space that golf does, and a lot can be multi-use, which golf can’t. You can play baseball and football on one field. You can host a prom in the Louvre if you want.

Hell in my town there are TWO giant golf courses that are exclusively for the use of the military.

This isn’t Trump’s new platform, it’s Jason Miller’s new platform.  Trump won’t be on it and is still planning his own thing apparently.  That might literally have been decided after the first set of Sonic feet posted, but it was still decided.

So much money and human bodies thrown at making stories in the least interesting part of LOTR timeline.  Oh boy, the second age.  Can’t wait for a dismal hobbit and dwarf free experience.  I sure hope a bunch grim men are mad at a different bunch of grim men.

Just one ladle of dough?  I like it when my pizza is swimming up in ladled dough.