We’ll see who’s laughing in 366 years.

I think he’s still in the time prison with loop Sif. “You gotta trust me” was like the last thing he said in there, and I think Loki went up with an illusory Mobius.  Presumably the long con being that Mobius had some doodad that turned magic back on in the TVA.

“Treated his stuntmen on Hornet like shit” is definitely a softer way to say he accused Lee of having no respect for American stuntmen and was an asshole to American stuntmen.  It was a weird way to say that, almost like he just casually forgot Lee was from San Francisco.

Especially since her voice actor has said that Miss Minutes isn’t done once the show is.  I figure that just means she acts as like Kang’s traveling AI phone app or something.

Turns out it was just “Smells Like Nirvana” slowed down 50%, we apologize for the mixup.

The success rate on those films you mentioned hasn’t been astonishing though.  Wonder Woman was good, Wonder Woman 2 is basically inscrutable, and those female spy thrillers outside of Atomic Blonde have been full-on forgettable or bad.  I mean come on, being beat to release by Peppermint isn’t exactly a bad thing. …

I dunno, the review faults this movie for ending on a floating fortress, and that one ends on three times as many floating fortresses as that.

Pain’s not from Konoha, he’s from Amegakure!

There have been rumors around for about a year now that the Big Hero 6 team is slated to show up in the MCU somewhere. While I’d prefer an honest to goodness sequel (that movie was a lot of fun), I’d be fine with an infusion of Asian, Black, and Latine youth into that world (Obviously any characters voiced by TJ…

Cars 2 is ostensibly about a world Grand Prix, so it has sections set in Tokyo, Italy, and London. You’ll note the shift from city to country there, for some reason the Italy section is in a fake city called Porta Corso. Anyway, it’s only ostensibly about any of that because the movie is mostly an attempt to do a…

It is essentially the same movie. It focuses on Elastigirl instead of Mr. Incredible but it’s still “Boy raising a superhero family is hard, oh no look out a villain who has a personal beef with superheroes as a concept, surely this will tear the family ap... oh no it brought them together.”

It really feels like they…

Actually the Kasumi subplot would make for a pretty good movie.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Wes Anderson movie in theaters and thought “Thank god I didn’t see this on a small screen, it would have ruined it.”  Jackass on the other hand deserves to be seen large, a true theater experience.

Lisa, I would like to buy your rock.

He was saying “Floyd was no angel” in long form.  The information that will come to light is almost certainly some unrelated dirt that his lawyers dug up but weren’t allowed to use in the trial.  He’s saying they’ll get closure once they learn the truth that Floyd was a “bad guy” because he is probably still pretty…

Man that second one looks like she’s wearing half of a Kevin Smith costume.

I live across the street from a Krispy Kreme and if they never run another promotion again that’d be fine by me.   Damn thing gets a line out of the parking lot and through the nearest light.  Like, how much is a fucking doughnut that these people are willing to sit in their car for several hours to get a free one? …

Can’t wait for the new Batman where they spend like seven hours on makeup and prosthetics to turn Colin Farrel into Richard Kind, even though Richard Kind is also a working actor who would have made a fine Penguin.

Well, draft up a letter and let them know then. Just like “Hey Twitch, I know this may seem super obvious, but why don’t you just ban like the top 10 largest streams you have (since they either benefit from racism, are just full on racist, or have racism festering in their chats) and also a ton of other streams at the…

At least he doesn’t seem to have a sports car, since that’s always a porcine in these post-meme Cage era movies.