I mean, if it isn’t it’s just because only Mach 5 can be.

The wall breaks and tracking launches both just look exactly like stuff from DB Fighterz.

I’m sorry, did you just try to claim shave ice as a New York thing?  Don’t you jackals have enough?

In 19 ABY Leia would be 38.

Great, two days into pride and the biggest stories I’ve seen have been about politicians and lawsuits used to make statements during it.  I hope by next year we can just omit the parades and festivals and make the event 100% about rich guys in suits.

Yeah, that letter is for sure fake.

I’m friends with a lot of poly folks, and the thing that I see happening with writers like the LW is they try to incept their mono partners into poly and crash hard, over and over again.

The issue is that they assume the new person will have the same easy slide into acceptance and dating that they did, and that’s often…

If I want to hear These Boots are Made for Walking and One Way or Another, I can just go to any karoake night there’s ever been, and besides that way I’ll also hear Killing Me Softly.

Putting a lot of strain on both “great” and “job” here.  Not that I don’t think the guy’s talented, it’s just that the world already ran thick with Cartman impressions decades ago and I thought we were all well past that.

If there’s one downside to Bam Margera being too fucked up and bitter to be in this movie, it’s that Bam Margera isn’t getting hurt a bunch on the set of this movie.

Well rather than say the same (deserved) oof as everyone else, I’ll just good for Gurira, and that I’m hopeful that the Wakanda show has anything to do, since it sounds like it’s gonna be vignettes about the non-T’Challa people in Wakanda, which is sadly what the movie is going to be now too.

You can’t fool me with Minwu!

I prefer to put ravioli in my breakfast, which I learned from Chris Gaines.

Probably cause I just watched Army of the Dead so I most recently associate her with aviators, but Knoxville is starting to look like Tig Notaro in that picture.

I’m glad he asked.  I’ll think about it and get back to him.

Honestly if I was asked point blank I’d probably take a second because my favorite is December 4th, but I’m always sort of forgetting that date until the song starts.

Maybe not Ezra Miller, but definitely his Fantastic Beasts character, who has the same facial expression and haircut.

McCarthy almost assuredly has already read three treatments named like “What if Star Wars but a sorta big over 40 woman” and is just waiting on her husband to get the funding together.

Not unless they want every episode to come accompanied with some storm of #boycottdisney #welovegina #releasethecaranocut shit.  The culture war has already loaded her into the cannon, so it’s best not to build a big ol’ target.

There would have been people in that room, both guards and inmates, when Alcatraz was still an operational prison and not a museum.  He had to go out through the fire thing to go out unnoticed.  There ya go!  Imagine I used 1400 more words.