Fuck Kasumi (come on she’s some sort of ninja acrobat you know she has tricks)
Marry Samara (now I get to be the husband in Fargo!)
Kill Thane

In Rogue you can go to Sleepy Hollow and find the covered bridge where the Headless Horseman rode, which is cute, but more importantly the guy who does all the trivia dumps says “Hey, this isn’t real/supposed to be here, some practical joker must have added this to the program” so it’s already canon that you can go…

Nah, even a huge canine wouldn’t have a spine built to support a human. They have too flexible of spines (so they can be predators and rapidly change directions or bound while hunting, which is also why we don’t ride any of the other existing large predators).  Also their run is too boundy and they’d either throw a…

Steven Seagal quietly exited reality in 2018 and can now only be in fantasy shows and action movies about a man who doesn’t need to move around very much and is required to wear orange sunglasses everywhere.

I don’t like mayo or ranch, but honestly neither of them is good for me anyway, so fuck it, why fix what is ultimately a good thing?

Oh he’s a reggaeton guy?  Cool!  Honestly I can tell I’m old because the only thing I knew about Balvin was that he was in a McDonald’s promoted tweet I hated to see.

So it sounds like they didn’t change that cop’s mind about anything at all, and then he got what he wanted. That said, if you’re into listening to audio only BDSM porn, power to you, I guess. Just don’t try and sell it to everyone else as a badass takedown.

I want to see a whole dead genre brought back to life, that of wacky car fighting. Gimme remade Rogue Trip, Twisted Metal, Vigilante 8, or even Star Wars: Demolition.

I want that same feel too, where characters practically were their cars, so even if you’re next-genning it with upgrades you still have like “This guy…

Yes but how valuable is the horse’s cum now? 

Bonus: By the time you’re out you’re also fully hazed into the frat of your choice.

Take it from someone who used to have a low-paying job at a nonprofit charitable organization: that’s actually a good thing. I used to spend hours listening to donors yell at me about how they didn’t actually want me to get paid, because obviously any money that went to the company was grift and waste. People get all…

Street name is High Meat. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they’re at a World Market eating the wicker baskets.

Dunno why you’re telling me all this, I’m just repeating what Coogler said about the plot, I don’t have an opinion about recasting.

Cool have fun.

I thought we did have word on how the Black Panther stuff will continue, direct from Coogler.  It was going to be stories focusing on the other characters.  So a lot of Nakia, Okoye, Shuri, and M’Baku stuff.

The show is about Stede Bonnet, the educated aristocrat pirate.

I can’t follow you on the walk to Sonic being any good. Why the fuck was he obsessed with small town life? Going so far as to constantly yell at the main human character for thinking about moving to San Francisco? Sonic’s priorities were insane and distracting.

Plus if I want to watch Zillow and Olive Garden…

The Monster Hunter movie is a perfect object example of why video game movies tend to suck. How long do you think it was between them getting the license and them deciding that the humans would be more relatable if instead of locals to a fantasy world they were displaced oo-rah marines from Earth?

Imagine if Lord of…

I hate mustard, but this sounds like it’d be real good with ketchup.

“If he actually blocks anything with it he’ll die”